Moral Kicks In Limericks

 

I know of two lovers in Spain

Who liked to get dirty in the rain

But one mad bug in the grass

Taught them never to trespass

Their wee-wees turned scarlet with pain

 

 

A man was a bloody misfit

He rocked every skirt with a slit

The ladies he did upstage

They hissed and booed in a rage

And when he slept they did Bobbitt

 

 

A cranky lady from Tibet
Showed a finger to all she met

But one fine goon from Shanghai

Gave her a black bulging eye

Her cats drove her down to the vet

 

 

A man had a big wobbly nose

And with his nose he loved to pose

He stopped at a tree to pee

This put off an angry bee

Now his nose resembles a hose

 

 

A slimy ogre and a witch

Suffered from a seven year itch

They jumped in a fairy ring

The ring sliced off their things

Now there’s no more itch and twitch

Reviews

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Limericks now, Ditzy??? I leave to take care of important priorities and the favourite Kat is now writing limericks! I guess I shouldn't be surprised with your always cheeky writing streak! These five were a fun read and all having your naughty touch clawed all over them. It's nice to read you again. I hope you have been enjoying the fish!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I'm glad they made you look in on me dear Jamila. I was missing you. I hope you are doing well and life is treating you wonderful! Thank you so much my friend.

[barleygirl]

You've got half the cafe doing limericks now! A limerick lineup like this is exactly what compels us to grab our limerick writing instruments. I love how you go places where most poets don't go & you do it with panache! Your fiesty fighting spirit is all over these limericks, challenging anyone to take issue with your naughty twisted way of presenting the world & all these wacko humans in it! That's the total spirit of the limerick! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Wow! I am floored in all awesome ways! When we love to do something it just shows! I adore writing these for the fun of it! Thank you very much my dear friend!

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Lovely series of limericks
.. Each one is better than other... Glad that I stopped to catch these lovely writes

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you very much for the great review dear Dreamer Sima!

[Tania Mo]

Ditzy kat you're hilarious.Id love to pen some with you.lol. cool.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you dear Tania! It will be deadly if we two get together 😹

[Chris Shaw]

Ha ha Ditzy, adorable Kat. I am loving your little limericks. Witty little ditties they are and they travel from Spain to Shanghai. Internationally appreciated. Oh yes Lotetta, you can't forget her. Can you imagine that. Winces at the thought of it. Slicing off your man's pride and joy. I bet that sent a few shivers to the males of the species. Treats my fav Kat. Come collect.............

Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Lol no kitty can forget Lorena! She's such a lovely thing to scare wayward boyfriends with lol. Thank you my friend Chris for encouraging me and I hope I brought you laughter today.....

[Chris Shaw]

You did, and I can't spell at this early time of day. I meant Lorena and was thinking Loretta :)

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Aww mornings make me a bit fuzzy too ! Enjoy your lovely cup of tea my friend! :) Happy Morning!

[Chris Shaw]

Thank you p***y kat :)

[Marina]

Your witty kitty mind has been working overtime on these limericks, Dhara_Ditzy! It's hard to choose a favourite in this series, though your final limerick did make me think of someone in my own private circle. You are one well rhyming, witty Kat! 💛

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Lololololo I love being called witty. Wit is so tough! Thank you my lovely friend! 😸

[JMichael]

Another very witty cross spectrum of limericks, Ditzy. You are able to apply the form and humour to just about any theme. I enjoyed this collection just as much as your other ones.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks a lot my friend! If a friend enjoys my limericks then what better could I want? Tq and meow.

[iliOZ]

don't even remind females or even males of the name "Lorena" :o)

Kat it is lovely and playful again, good to be even an old dog...

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks my friend! Humour makes our world go round and round. A friend smiles and that makes my day better.