Moral Kicks In LimericksA Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy KatI know of two lovers in Spain Who liked to get dirty in the rain But one mad bug in the grass Taught them never to trespass Their wee-wees turned scarlet with pain A man was a bloody misfit He rocked every skirt with a slit The ladies he did upstage They hissed and booed in a rage And when he slept they did Bobbitt A cranky lady from Tibet But one fine goon from Shanghai Gave her a black bulging eye Her cats drove her down to the vet A man had a big wobbly nose And with his nose he loved to pose He stopped at a tree to pee This put off an angry bee Now his nose resembles a hose A slimy ogre and a witch Suffered from a seven year itch They jumped in a fairy ring The ring sliced off their things Now there’s no more itch and twitch © 2020 Dhara_Ditzy KatFeatured Review
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8 Reviews Added on November 12, 2020 Last Updated on November 12, 2020 AuthorDhara_Ditzy KatShillong, , IndiaAboutfrom Imgflip Meme Generator from Imgflip Meme Generator from Imgflip Meme Generator Love, ~ Dhara (Ditzy) 💕 more..Writing
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