My Friend Paul

There once was a nice guy named Paul

Who wanted to review one and all

But then he got a big shock

Some prick had pressed him the 'block' 

Paul had a big beer and said 'bugger-all'

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

You know Ditzy darlin', I have been blocked and I have blocked too. I have never been rude on here to anyone, but it still happens. I block for rudeness, but then usually cave in after a while and remove it again. I have to say this site is better than my previous one where most of my work was reported and deleted for being offensive. Some people don't like poetry about nature it seems :)) Love the cartoon, and hey a beer or a glass of wine seems like a good solution. Treats again my feline friend .....

Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Those people were probably their meds! I cannot imagine anyone blocking such a beautiful person or censoring her as beautiful poetry. You touch hearts Chris and you win friends for life. I literally think of you as family! And I'll be a good kitty so you never block me! Thank you so much for sharing your experiences with us here!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

*off their meds*

[barleygirl]

I love this so much! If you don't like me, then just don't read me, but don't chew me up & splatter your tobacco juice all over my page. I've missed seeing you at the cafe & hope you're coming around again soon. I'm afraid to read your limericks becuz they're contagious & now I want to write some. The first time I was blocked, it was a rude shock, but now it's become everyday friend-management! I've blocked several people who later on turned out to be some of my closest friends, once we cooled off, unblocked, & got our differences sorted! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Einstein Noodle]

who would ever block Cafe' de poet Paul
whose stories and tales blesses all
His maid comes and goes in French frills
His wife's sharpened wit lends more thrills
than Jane Mansfield to life from the wall.
:)
E.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks for this awesome limerick dear E! Paul will be thrilled to read of the frills 😹 And he certainly adds to the life on here!

[Einstein Noodle]

yes he does Ditzy! always lifts me ol' heart and gives me a good chuckle .. the foibles of relationships eh!? peace sister! :)

[.]

Oh such a lovely limerick... Love, love, love it.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you for such heart-warming appreciation dear Dreamer Sima!

[Dave Brown]

ain't beer just grand

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Beer is grand! Better than a magic wand! Thanks dear Dave 😸

[jacob erin-cilberto]

i've come a knockin'
and experienced a blockin'
it's happened a few times
and my reviews had no rhymes
but it's part of the plan
so I just had to make a new one, Stan

hell, I got kicked off one site...stuck up for some of the fledgling poets against the really mean
crits....and got blackballed for not being tough enough. But those who kicked me off, ran the site and had their own little clique...it was sad...and their work was not as good as they all thought it was.
this has good humor, but also such a ring of unfortunate truth.
j.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I can't imagine which coot could block you my friend! Thats such a hoot! If he blockin I am knockin no more! Thank you dear Jacob 😹

[AJNJ]

All nice guys deserve extra helpings of beer! Me included hahaha! You owe me a treat Ms.Kat! Adorably cute!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I'll take you to the Chillhouse Lounge when my next paycheck arrives. Thank you AJ.😹

[JMichael]

And I know the feeling! We Rancid Apples are too easily blocked for no reason as well. Paul has it right....bugger all! Good limerick, Ditzy Kat.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I like being blocked by buggers. So should you Rancid Apples! We know we're good apples after all. Thank you.

[Marina]

The dreaded block! I am lucky I haven't received that yet...or at least to my knowledge. Poor Paul. Again your wit is firing on all cylinders, Dhara_Ditzy. You are very good at this form. Keep them coming. They lighten the mood. 💛

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

You're too lovely to be blocked my friend. Thanks for smiling today 😸

[Fran Marie]

there once was a gal named Sal
who wanted said paul for a pal
she reviewed ole Paul twice
and he thought Sal was nice
so he wrote her a poetry cow

and I can't finish the last line
lol..love your limericks ..done
a few myself they're such fun
to write..

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I love limericks dear Fran! They are so infectious too. This is lovely! Cheers! 😀

[Fran Marie]

That they are
infectious
I'll add the last
line I just thought
up. lol..