Just For Kicks

1)
There once was a coolcat named Jude
Who thought himself a real hot dude
When he bought himself a hoe
'Twas a hairy bloke named Joe
Who flattened his nose in a feud

2)
A harlot in Harlem aimed to please
Her clients' prick she meant to tease
She gave 'em a fever that hoe
It wasn't so pretty you know
They all got a dose of clap an' herpes

3)
There once was a Rabbi from Spain
Who loved to drink Scotch in the rain
Till his hand once wet slick
Circumcising his own dick
He cursed like the devil himself in pain

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

And more limericks with a sleazy outlook. You certainly put a smile on my face. From Harlem to Spain, you got it covered :) Everyone is going to be doing limericks Ditzy :)

Chris


........... treats for a special Kat

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks dear Chris! The fun has begun here. Friends over and fire crackers too! Have an awesome evening!

[barleygirl]

That does it! I need to write some sleazy limericks before I burst! The first set I read of yours were mild, but then each set after that has been building up to a higher level of being suggestive. This one is so much fun, so tongue-in-cheek, it really makes me want to zip off something in a similar vein. I love how each of your limericks is a distinct character profile with high imagination! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Sleazy can be so funny dear Margie! As a kid I used to steal my dad's rugby joke books with all those godawesome limericks and this is where the bawdy comes from! Thank you for liking 😹😹😹

[barleygirl]

I grew up as the baby of 9 kids & all my older sisters & brothers taught me about sleazy humor!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Wow! Such a great number of siblings Margie! And all of them older means you learn quickly!

[Wild Rose]

There is a lady
A dizzy kat - she is
Wrote some poetry
SO HOT
I had to sit and read the lot

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Awww. Thats a sweet verse you've written me dear Wild Rose! Thank you! Love it!

[Wild Rose]

I do like to please my readers > And give thanks to those who please me > sometimes with daft verse

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thats a sweet and endearing habit!

[Wild Rose]

A few don't appreciate my funny remarks or mt replies in dialect _ Ah well it don't get me down

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Never mind them WildRose. Share your love with those who appreciate you, my friend. I do.

[Wild Rose]

Aye lass Theres bie a few awkard bods > In real life I just ignore them > or with one or two, so called bosses given them a bit more - nothing they could do
"Leaving School" is one example - 16 and able to cross themoors alone and use a map and compas > You will have to do hard suma the man said > I did the hard sums & later on came across him again > still bossy > What you say still has no effect on the outcome for me

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Once you cross the moors at 16 all alone, you become adept at taking the bossy lightly. A real life hack for becoming strong.

[Tania Mo]

This is so good lol.Like no.3 the best.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks Tania. Nice that one yeah?

[AJNJ]

LOL! No.2 is my favorite 😁 When will these dudes get careful? I mean dirty does not mean unhygienic lol. 100/100 to you Ms.Kat!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks dear AJ. 😹 You're too kind

[iliOZ]

this one i read last, thinking it is the most innocent of this quick trilogy, but my-my, now i know better.
it is true, save the best thing for last.
i have fun reading you, especially since i am also an international soul...

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks my friend iliOZ. Its great to be international :)