Chicks & Dicks

1.
Every lady worth her salt
Who can bring the traffic to a halt
Must have a lover or two
To buy her Jimmie-Choos
And be her doggy by default

2.
Every lover worth his salt
Who can be clobbered for no fault
Must gift his lady a stick
To help flagellate his dick
And save his bottom from assault

3.
Every poet worth his salt
Who is a lover by default
Raping verses and prose
Rhyme and rhythm comatose
Reader buggered for no fault

Reviews

[John Alexander McFadyen]

A humor filled piece in three very entertaining rhyming verses with a large dollop of sardonic wit!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Made me think of this one:

Chicks with Dicks.

I have heard
there are
the most gorgeous
chicks,

the most glamorous
of gals,
with luscious lips
and perfect tits,

except when you get
them home,
and they encourage you to roam,
they all have dicks!

13/11/20

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hahahahaha! The pricks with the dicks and their sundry tricks! Thanks for the big laugh today John! 😹😹😹

[rlmanning]

I love this place because the comments are as much fun to read as the writing itself!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you so much for laughing with us dear rlmanning!

[barleygirl]

You are very good at this! I love how each series of limericks in each of your postings has a similar theme of connectedness, but still, all are very "out there" & unexpected. Nothing mundane or predictable here! You touch on a few sexual notes in a nicely subtle way, just crass enuf, but not too sleazy! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Lol it can get out of hand sometimes and when it does i can't control it! Thanks for laughing with me dear Margie!

[Chris Shaw]

Oh Ditzy, what a scream you are. You are the purrfect scratchy kitty kat. I have one at home like that. She is Myron, she smothers me in cat kisses and licks and in the next breath draws blood. I love her anyway :) These limericks are fun I am particularly fond of the first one. It is so visual and a dog with a lead on it is far preferable to one on the loose, if you get me :)

Have a great day and a bagful of treats for your witty kitty limericks.

.................

Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

*Takes the bag gratefully*
Thank you from my heart dear Chris. Just trying to make you laugh and smile a bit. Getting mad stranded in the same city for months and the craziness is reflected in these limericks.
I am sending lots of smiles and positive feelings your way, my friend. Feel the love and joy. You're treasured! 💕

[Chris Shaw]

And you my friend are treasured too. Thank you for the smiles across the miles :))

[The Unknown Sith]

I like the way this is presented , the style. Nice.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you for liking these limericks The Unknown Sith.

[Brandon]

Well thought out, developed, and provoking. It follows a path of thought, and it makes it very clear and concise.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you for commenting Brandon!

[John the Baptist]

Nice rhyming in this one, but I wish I knew what a Jimmie Choo is. De Sade would have loved the last two verses.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Its a designer brand of shoes that Jimmy Choos.
A bit of a sadist element in them yes :) read moreIts a designer brand of shoes that Jimmy Choos.
A bit of a sadist element in them yes :)
Thank you my friend.

[Paul Bell]

Every lover worth his salt.
Would have her wearing, choos and nothing at all.
But if he said, roses are red violets are blue.
I would run for the hills in my Jimmy choo's.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

That poem is becoming so clichéd, its becoming scary indeed.
The Jimmy Choos would trip on the way up the hill. Breaking the crown of naked Jill.
Hahaha

[Paul Bell]

Poor naked Jill, Jack said breaking her crown.
I'll just take those shoes back to the shop now.
Sadly Jack learned that heels and hills are dodgy going down. You probably know the end Jack said with a frown.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

"a lover by default"---"rhyme and rhythm comatose"

lately I am feeling my poetry is in a coma.
thank you for giving me some lines to adhere to.
j.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Awww, we look to you for inspiration dear Jacob....

[Delmar Cooper]

A salty poet indeed to deliver a work so well raped.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

And a lovely, salted review too hahahaha! Thank you Delmar Cooper!