Hicks & Pricks

1)
There once was a crone named Shirley
Who drove a sick, wheel-chaired Harley
The engine revved to a vroom
But the motor went kaboom
Now she flies on a broom all snarly

2)
There once was a sweet Catholic pope
Who was a little too fond of the dope
Till he got himself so high
Spoke to the Magi in sky
and gave all the sinners true hope

3)
There once was an undercover poet
Who was a genius but didnt know it
He kept himself hidden
A basement-dwelling Biden
Praying his pushy wife didn't blow it

4)
There once was a dyspraxic male nurse
Wrote for himself and the universe
He never could get it right
Mispelled quiet often with quite
His readers put his a*s in a hearse

Reviews

[Dave Brown]

always love a limerick and these were all fun reads

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks Dave. Been wanting to do limericks for long but got to it finally yesterday. :)

[Dave Brown]

Worth the wait.................

[iliOZ]

hi Kat, once you spread your wings...you are on your flight for sure.
i can even understand now your visit with Magi in the sky.
bravo girl, more, more, more....

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thankks my friend. Sometimes monotony gives us wings :)