POSEUR

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Grace is dead
Lips pout red
Arms akimbo
Droopy tits bared
Big booty flared
Brain in a limbo
Making gaffes
An old minx laughs
Playing a bimbo

Reviews

[barleygirl]

This is a fun upbeat poem that's hitting on all points -- great rhyme & rhythm, nicely snarky attitude, fresh unique descriptions, & a delightfully irreverent thumbing of the nose for whatever might be politically correct. I very much appreciate your bouncy upbeat approach when so many are writing rants & dirges about how yukky the world seems to be lately (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Lol! Thank you my dear friend! Yes, anything other than those seemingly ubiquitous rants and dirges! Love and HUGS!

[iliOZ]

oh my!
i had such fun reading poseur...
it is so easy to have just plain old fun, how did we forget how to do?
thank you, you made my day!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks my new friend! Lovely to see you on my page and laughing with me on this boring, isolated Sunday!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

ha ha ha...you definitely provided us with a smile here...

guys droop as well....thank God you didn't post any pictures of that, could be uglier.
j.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Ohhh...Yes my friend and that's a topic for a whole new poem I have saved for some other boring Sunday! Thanks a lot for laughing with me here!

[Marina]

Sounds like a Kardashian in twenty years time, Ditzy. Sagging cosmetic fortunes yet still maintaining heads full of air. This is a very fun piece of lighthearted whimsy and those pictures attached are very appropriate. 💛

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I'm waiting to turn a certain age so I can take me scarlet bikini and go out for a big romp lol. Thank you muchly dear Marina! You're a sweetheart friend! Meeeoooww!

[Paul Bell]

Good to see Grace went down fighting, or just went down.
Just not enough Grace's in the world, mind you the way lockdown is going we'll be all pounting and in limbo.
Just realised, Grace can't even do house visits. Where did it all go wrong.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hahahahaha. Grace was no match for the pouting one who happens to be a crack shot. So house visits are ruled out. We have no option left but pout in this rout and stay locked in! Sorry buddy. 😹

[Paul Bell]

Could I just not meet her in limbo, join her bubble, pout and tout.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

You can join her in her bubble if she's not turned into trout. I suspect they threw her in the deep sea.

[Paul Bell]

No rod will reach her now then. lol

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Or maybe a cod with an extra long rod haha

[Paul Bell]

If she's in cold water, no. If she's in hot water, I'm in.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Yes. Well steamed is the way to go.

[AJNJ]

Naughty kitty! Now this is so funny and cool. Where did you get those pics from lol. Extra fish for you today hahahaha.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks AJ. This totally an inspired piece. Inspired by an old cracker in my neighborhood. I spied something today from my garden wall. Meow.

[AJNJ]

So now I know where my favorite Kat spent all her Sunday afternoon 🤣 Welcome always ma'am.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

You can join me anytime

[;)]

Ahhh, don't you just love the smell of Dencorub in the morning? There is nothing worse than a poseur and especially one with no sense and the maturity to act their age. It's a world of vanity, unfortunately, and no cringing eyes are spared. A great poem with great pics to suit your theme. Well done, Ditzy.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you Brilliance. Long time no see! Thrilled to see you. You make me laugh with the dencorub thingy hahaha! And yes they're cringyyyy. Eeewww. Meowww.

[Anastasia]

Dhara Ditzy Kat....Laughed aloud when I saw this poetry in the newsfeed. The pics are so funny and on point with the poem itself. I kind of agree that grace and dignity are an ornament that enhances beauty with their quiet allure as does wisdom at any age. Thank you for the laughs.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you Sabrina! Just written in a lighter vein after something caught my eye. I agree with you about the beauty part.