Poo and Nonsense

It seems like love and Ire

Run parallel in me

like blood and pee

One moment, I feel such love

And the next, I want to

Slap the living daylights

out of their whiny a*s

Then you wonder

Do you really love them?

And if you did, how could

You wish they were a

A fat rubber ball you

Could happily kick round

Bounce them off to space

Or a big, podgy cheek

You could wickedly pinch

Without a bit of guilt

All the while never believing

People you love can smell

So much like cat droppings

In the thick of morning

Full of poo and nonsense!

Author's Note

Reviews

[Paul Bell]

Love and hate, and the reason why we kill our other halves, and why the courts understand the insanity of it all. Okay, maybe the court didn't understand the demise of the poor girl as the steamroller went over her, or the reasoning that the world cup really was at the exciting part, and she wanted to go shopping.
Seems as clear as mud to me. Go shopping, what is wrong with women, kitty.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you for sharing your views, dear Paul! 👋😺

[JMichael]

This sounds like a dog in my neighbourhood. A large Alsatian that always seems to drop his business in front of my house without fail. Some days i wish i could give his jowls a good pinching, too. This was a fun read.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you Picasso. Its a pleasure to see you on my page. A big happy mewo to you. :)

[Dave Brown]

I know our cat felt that way because I am full of it.
Our shrew population has benefited from the unfortunate demise of our long time wonderful companion
We did attempt another but he took on an Owl and lost!
enjoy your feline reflection on things

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Then I’ll whip up more 😺 Thank you dear Dave!

[Chris Shaw]

Wow, that's a fierce puddy cat in your posted image Ditzy Kat. Reminds me of my kitty who has a split personality. Loving and cuddly and then like grease lightning I get spiked big time. I wonder if she thinks I smell of poo. Now of course people can act like big cats too, and sometimes they have every reason too. Enjoyed the read and treats for you.

Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks a lot dear, Chris. I'm getting quite disenchanted with my loved ones these days. It's a mercy, lovely friends such as you are around. *Accepts the kitty treats with gratefulness* I'll see you soon, my dear friend! ❤

[AJNJ]

Loved this poem Ms. Kat. This is a very natural very enjoyable read. So you. Keep writing, you too.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you dear Pest. If you like I like. Enjoy your evening today.

[Robert Trakofler]

You are soooo kitty, LOL Like I used to say to my little sister... as long as in the end you use your powers for good its okay to give a slap or a pinch when your admirers get out of line:) But oh for those poor souls she buried in her litter box over the years:/ every once in a while I would try to scoop one of them back out but that never ended very well

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hahaha! We kitties are wise creatures, my dear, kind friend Bunny. We can smell bs in some people and we can slap it out of them 😹 My litterbox is teeming with casualties.
But don't be alarmed, I'm a mostly cute little thing in good humour. Loved this review and a big meeeoowwwyyyy thank you. 😻

[Robert Trakofler]

where's my kitty:? im going thru Dhara withdrawal:(

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I'll be back with a poem for you very shortly :)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Okay, I have to go clean out the litter box or Hank will pinch my cheeks.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Many happy thanks dear friend. Now, I wish my human was as sensible too!! :))