How Dare You!

Off with the monkey's head!

A man-size baboon, strolling my yard

Raising a stink, his big butt of lard

How dare he!

How dare he! 

Strike terror in my heart

I’m doused in his fusty fumes

Bumhole! He just cannons a fart

 

A man-size baboon, high up on my tree

Roaming my roof, so ballsy and free

How dare he!

How dare he!

Swing his balls from side to side

 Bumfuzzled, I’m scratching the skies

No place left for me to hide

 

A man-size baboon, gobbling my grapes

The nutsack, he ogles at me and gapes

How dare he!

How dare he!

The cumwipe, the cockist, the ape

I’m cowering in my boots

What if this kitty, he does rape?

 

A man-size baboon, broke open my latch

Arsegoblin! On my mister he’s no patch 

How dare he!

How dare he!

C**k a snook at me and snigger

 Off with his balls! Says l'il Putty-Tat

His tiny nuts must grow no bigger

Author's Note

Form created by Dhara D. Kat, herself
Now please don't ask me to explain
For I doesn't understand it myself!

via GIPHY

Reviews

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Lol! Such a feisty Kat we have here! If i was this baboon I would be protecting those sizable balls from her bared claws! Those baboons are very cocksure of themselves; it is certainly relevant to the male of our species as well, and a flatulant one must only increase the animosity you have for it. I suggest you lure it in with a sneaky trap of fresh bananas then pounce with those razors you have. If your aim is true it will probably never bother you again. I adore the humour and fun contained in this poem. It's a nice change from all the serious poetry and writes of depression that are found on the site. Very witty, Ms Kat!:))

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I'm sure as hell going to try the smart strategy you just suggested. These pesky pests are getting annoying now and if I de-ball one of them I'm hoping they'll get the message. Thanks dear Jamila. You are as smart as you are beautiful. Love ya! :0

[Dave Brown]

Its at times like this that I am more than content to be a male
I'd hate to have that guy's hanging around
I am thinking if that Baboon did have his way with a Kat, its possible there could be some odd looking results
just sayin

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

My belated but heartfelt thanks to you :)

[Chris Shaw]

A feisty write here dear kitty kat and I have to say I enjoyed the structure of this write which I note was of your own invention. Such a clever kitty. Now that baboon needs to be taken down a peg or two. He sounds like a Harvey of baboons. Now get those claws of yours razor sharp my dear, and use them. Yes my dear, puncture those nuts. Deflate them and send him limping away :)

Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Good Morning Sweet Chris,

Instead of tangling myself a ball of rage I decided to tangle him in my web of wicked words. I’ve set my booby trap and now I’m waiting for him in ambush. I hope I can make some inroads here with me claws and rend him neutered with my words. Once I’m done it’s off to my dear friend Chris. She’ll have those yummy treats waiting for me I know and we can high-five over our dainty cups of tea and celebrate our victory.
I hope you’re coping well there, dear Chris. Sending you thanks with lots of hugs! 😽❤️

[Chris Shaw]

I am wondering how my favourite Kat is. How are you Ditzy? I just caught a glimpse of you on the forum. I have left a few treats for you :))

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Just beginning to emerge from my covid struggles, my dear friend. I hope you're safe and have a lovely week. You're always remembered fondly. Thanks for the treats. Meow 🌻

[Chris Shaw]

I am pleased to hear from you. What a coincidence, we must have been on the same wave length. I see you have just paid me a visit elsewhere. I hope you are feeling better if you did catch this awful virus. All good wishes, fondly

Chris

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Indeed, its friends missing each other's company! Maybe we are telepathic today, my friend. You're missed.
I didn't catch the virus but the disrupted lifestyle played havoc on me. Stayed indoors for 40 days and it was such a dampener. I hope to catch up with you soon. In the meantime, stay safe and well dear Chris!

[Robert Trakofler]

LOL it may still be a man's world but a kitty does have claws with which to neuter:) I have often thought the dichotomous existence of being a woman must be rather confusing... on one hand the measurement of her esteem placed by society (and themselves to a certain extent) is that of appearance and as such men do revere. But on the other hand an enlightened soul recognises the futility of that measure to be of little import and thus the mind comes into play... And many men do recoil at this, particularly if said woman is in fact smarter than them:) often times this has the effect of the man resorting to his physical prowess as a means to belittle his shortcomings of intellect as it were... that is when you poor ladies get all manor of ridiculos display much like your baboon:) after having wrote this and read what I wrote I suppose what I just defined for myself is we are both the Primal self and the reasoning self co existing it is always to various degrees of balance in each individual when it is terribly off balance in men that is when you get the sexual predator a person of whom has very little self esteem and a need for control for in life he has non. I can assure you that this affliction of humanity does not in fact only occur in men it is just must more frequent and I have the scars to prove it unfortunately. Look where your took the bunny this morning

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

What you said here is so true my dear Bunny friend. The world in which we feline women live is getting to be so confusing presently. On one hand we are being made to feel empowered and boosted by the 'woke' part of the world and just as we begin to don a pair of wings and fly, there are moments like these when we still fall back to terra-firma with a rude thud when an absolute buffoon of a baboon decides to show his muscular strength! Ther's little we can do at such moments but try to duck under cover for safety and cuss and abuse with gritted teeth. I so appreciate your deep insight and the sensitivity with which you tackled this rant of mine. I'm grateful you connected with it. May your tribe increase! Thanks a million for being supportive her Bunny!