Boys...

...are slimy dirtbags.

Some are cleaner than others, luring us in until they can

show off their true filth.

So even when you're married, you're either really good at

cleaning,

Or you've found your soulmate;

the one dirtbag

that won't seem so dirty to you.

<3

Author's Note

haha. I really think this is an honest opinion of mine...but maybe it was just a slight emotional outburst. :)


[months later...
i love how the two ladies that reviewed agree with this, and the two i assume are guys argue. i still dont know how true this is. i havent really gotten that close to other guys for them to prove whether they're dirtbags or not...
thanks you guys :) ]

Reviews

[Adam :P]

haha, maybe some of the girls are dirtbags to? lol. some of us guys are real nice. just got to find us!

[Dream Weaver]

You're speaking of boys and the cliche is "boys will be boys'. On the other hand a real man is a gentle man and strong both emotionally and physically when need be, That is the difference between slimy dirtbags and men :-) Very nice vent though....

[John Stussy]

haha. seems true enough, i s'pose.

[Steve]

I hope an emotional outburst! We are not all bad after all! lol

[Jonathan Ballam]

:'(

If some are cleaner than others...does that still make the clean ones dirtbags?

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

well there is a bit of truth in this humorous poem
" the one dirtbag
that won't seem so dirty to you."
lol so humorous-

[gracy ann]

haha so true. although ty's never been a dirtbag to me. just honest in everyway. thats why i like him so much. that and he's the only one whose never fucked me over lol