“Someone told me it’s all happening at the zoo, I do believe it, I do believe its true.”
- Simon & Garfunkle
Some call me reactionary
Some call me imaginary
Wars are always so contrary
Peace today is so damn scary
Take the train to democracy
Excuse unsightly poverties
Someone's stealing liberties
America what's become of thee
At the zoo, do, do, do, dooo,
Do, do, do, dooo
At the zoo, do, do, do, dooo,
Do, do, do, dooo
Come see George swing and sway
He likes to bully and get his way
Dick’s out of his cage today
He’s got a gun it's time to pray
Guantanamo Bay's is no cafe
The animals are throwing trays
Sammy's feet are stuck in clay
Drip by drip they will obey
At the zoo, do, do, do, dooo,
Do, do, do, dooo
At the zoo, do, do, do, dooo,
Do, do, do, dooo
Everyplace is getting hotter
No one’s getting any smarter
Sarah's shooting polar bears
Those in charge don't seem to care
Today's the day we clean the cages
Finally we turn the pages
Everywhere there's so much poo
Goodbye George this one's for you
At the zoo, do, do, do, dooo,
Do, do, do, dooo
At the zoo, do, do, do, dooo,
Do, do, do, dooo