An Archie Bunker Christmas (to the tune of Sleigh Ride)

 

I hear that ring ting tingling

Ding ding dingling cheer

They’re singing give me money

It happens every time this year

 

Outside the crap is falling

Freeloaders calling “yoo-hoo”

Come on its crummy weather

Don’t you have something better to do?

 

Giddy-yap, Giddy-yap, Giddy-yap let’s go!

Get outta my way!

Fat chance I’ll share

My hard-earned pay!

 

Giddy-yap, Giddy-yap, Giddy-yap let’s go!

Don’t sing in my ear!

Don’t think your open palm

Will get filled by me this year!

 

I hear more ring ting tingling

Ding ding dingling cheer

Ah Jesus, Joseph and Mary

Meathead’s getting “merry” I fear

 

Just give me some peace and quiet

Let me sit and savor a beer

Where is my Ding Ding Dingling?

Edith bring me a beer!