Chapter 1 : Pranks and Carrots

Annaliese's POV

I wake up in the morning feeling like P DIDDY. I got my glasses and my shades; I'm 'bout to HIT this city!

Just kidding. But I DID wake up at morning and I DID feel pretty good. Ya know why?! Ya WANNA know why?! Your grandfather wanna know?!  No? But I'll tell you anyways.

I had planned a prank against my BGFF! If ya'll stupid people out there don't have enough slang in your blood, that stands for Best Girl Friend Forever. And not THAT kind of girl friend, ya'll sick minded peeps(not those itty - bitty yellow coated chocolate inside birdies)!

"OMG! Hey Anna Hemmings!" My BFF Lynsey Burgees squealed.

       " OMG! Hey Lynsey Burgees!" I mimicked with a grin. Not because I'm excited to see her ( that too ) but mainly due to the fact she had NO idea what she's in for!

In case some of you guys are like " WTF is Anna's prank?!", here's my response: Calm your DANG behind, rear end, back, bottom, butt, booty, junk in the freaking trunk what ever you call it calm it down! Impatient little BRITCHES!

So where was I? I'd gotten a few boys to dress up as One Direction; the supposedly " straight " boy band that Lynsey is in love with and the most likely NOT straight boy band I despise.

After all, it was Lynsey birthday and the prank was going to be a masterpiece! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... okay that's kinda getting awkward...