He was meditating

A wise man sat on the edge of a cliff
Staring into the horizon
As he contemplated existence

He saw a river, crystal blue,
Flowing through the marsh and he gazed at the formation of the mountains

He was meditating, searching for that one absolute truth
He had an epiphany and felt truly enlightened
So he sat, gazing at the horizon

Thus realizing...


He is only a fart away from death