Moldy Lox & the 3 Beers

This one's too pale This one's too stout This one's....better than nothing So onward he drank.

Once upon an olam
At a Bar Mitzvah long ago

This chair is wobbly
This chair is broken
This chair is....warm and smells funny
Oh that was Aunt Flora
She's a little gassy from the hummus

This beer's too pale
This beer's too stout
This beer 's....warm and pungant
That's not beer
Uncle Morty
Needed to empty his catheter

This Locke tastes good
This one tastes better
These Lockes are....so good
Yeah
Except for the mold growing on them
It's an acquired taste