The Happiest Town With Cheese (Until the Albino Hedgehog Came, that Is...)

Before you go biting my head off, this wasn't originally posted on my profile. But I DID help write it, as you can see at the original posting, www.writerscafe.org/writing/bunkeatpotatoes/398632/

The Happiest Town With Cheese (Until The Albino Hedgehog Came, That Is…)

 

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was cheese!
It was so tasty; it was the tastiest cheese in the land!

People would flock from miles around for a taste of the magical cheese.

One day in the happy town disaster struck!
All the cheese had disappeared! The whole land went into mourning!
[Come on that’s all you thought of? The cheese disappeared? Ugh, how about something like ”an evil villain” or “a box that must not be opened”?]

[Fine then, you come up with it]
[Okay, I will!]

Suddenly, out of the sky a giant albino hedgehog tumbled!
”MUHAHAHA!” the hedgehog bellowed.
[And what does the hedgehog do?]
[I don’t know he’s a freaking hedgehog. You decide.]

[I DON’T KNOW!]
[WELL NEITHER DO I!]

[This is epic suck fail!]
[Epic suck fail? That’s new.]
[Epic suck fail is a fun phrase.]

[That’s great.]
[Yup.]

“Graaaaawrrrrrrrrr!” the hedgehog roared.
[Heh I’m dyslexic!]

[XD.]

“I will…[Brain fart.]
”EAT YOUR CHEESE!!!!”

The town’s peasants screamed in horror! A HOBO DIES!!!!}
The hedgehog clomped off to Cheese Mountain.

Author's Note

Blue text is mine, Purple text is my friend, Bunkaroo's. Text in brackets is our conversation, but it's kept in because we thought it was funny, and because it's part of how we wrote it.