Karen: I Feel Like a Poet!

This is a character song, sung by Karen. (To the tune of "I Feel Like a Woman" by Shania Twain) Bunk wrote and takes full credit for this one. :)

Twisted Tales:
Karen: I Feel Like a Poet!

(Intro)
I’m playing it out tonight
Gonna make it all right
Not making noise
Not gonna scream and shout
Gonna be correct
All the time
Politically rhyme
I want to have a real good time

(Chorus)
The best thing about being a poet
Is the pronouns and the haikus about spoons!!!!

Oh, oh, oh, I’m totally crazy
And that I’m lazy
Readin bout
English and grammar
Oh, oh, oh, I’m really wild
Flipping my hair
Do what I care
Oh, oh, oh see the attraction
Of the interjection
Man, I feel like a poet!

(Verse 1)
But I need a break tonight
I’m feeling all right
Reading all the romance novels
In Barnes and Noble

And I’m so good
In the neighborhood
Time I better get down

(Chorus x2)

(Verse 2)
I’m totally mental
Can’t you feel it?
Come on and read it
Man, I feel like a poet!