Parody of Trump campaing

I am Donald J.Trump and as everyone noticed,

I want badly Obama's job in the Oval Office.

I want to make America great again

and beat Crooked Hillary with this campaign.

I am a billionaire with a celebrity credentials,

grabbing women's p***y makes me still look presidential.

Ladies see me as good looking and a very rich guy, 

but Bill Clinton was bigger women’s abuser than I.

I raise to the power because bigotry and hateful rhetoric,

what makes this election will be really historic.

Deportation of illegal immigrates is a great intimidation tool,

children fear that parent will be gone when are back from school.

My political agenda is to reverse Kenia-born president's legislation,

fix relationship with Russia,Nort Korea and divide the nation.

I will cancel the NAFTA and Iranian nuclear deal,

so possibility of destabilizing the economy, security will be real.

I will bomb the s**t out of ISIS with a secret plan,

and Muslim's entry to our country will be ban.

Jihadist use my hatred speeches to recruit and call for attacks,

after any shooting we have terror threat alert set to max.

I promise to bring back jobs and better pay per hour,

but I was sued by underpaid immigrants building the Trump Tower.

Thousands less lucky employees were left unpaid,

after 6 bankruptcies that I could not evade..

My favorite defense is intimidation

and threaten my victims with taking legal action.

Freedom of speech in 1st Amendment is not an accident,

but suing my accusers is 1st thing I’ll do as a president.

Obama Care Act is a disaster and disgrace,

I will repeal it when as soon as win the race.

I’ll deport illegal immigrants when I have a power,

even those who were building the Trump Tower.

My wife wants to fight online bullying and she is right,

But its me tweeting insults 3.a.m in the night.

I call women pigs and slobs but then I deny ,

because nobody treats women better that I.

I attack people for their look and I tweet every moment,

even not nice picture of the wife of my former opponent.

I got endorsement from Little Marco and Lion Ted,

what means what I am doing seems to be really great.

I call on Russia to hack democratic community,

to give me myself a winning election opportunity.

Putin is a strong leader, sending his opponents to jail,

so I will do with Hillary for her case with the e-mail.

I’ll cut corporate taxes to profit businesses like mine,

So less budget money for college subsidy will be fine.

I won’t release my taxes because I am bluffing,

that billionaire like me was paying almost nothing.

I respect veterans and I donate for hem a lot, 

but I like war heroes that weren't caught.

I spent charity money on law suits with no doubt.

but I’ll sue the press for reporting what they found out.

Trump University was investigated as fraud related,

even none of my children was there educated.

I don’t let background check so voters will not know,

how many law suits filled against me it can show.

Mexico sends us rapist and drug dealers to stay 

so I’ll build Big Wall that Mexico will pay.

With undocumented immigrants we are here not safe,

my mother came illegally… would spin in her grave. 

In poor black neighborhoods you can be mistreat,

or even get shoot when you walk the street. 

Muslims are terrorist with no excuse,

So vote for me, what the hell you have to loose?

We are leading in each state,White House will be mine,

media try to fool us that we are falling behind.

The system is rigged so believe or not,

millions illegal immigrants and dead people vote!

I want my children to run administration in The White House,

so we feel that the whole country belong to us,

I am unfit for presidency and nationwide anger will explode,

but I cannot wait to be my hands on a nuclear code!

Founding Fathers wished election results to be respected,

But I will honor the result only if I am elected.

We are going to win big on November 8th,

so go switch your vote, its not yet too late!

Reviews

[Jackie]

Sounds all right too me. Interesting poem.