How To Finalize An Evening Out

1. When returning from a hard day's monotone, be sure to greet each other with a smile inflected with enthusiasm, and an added kiss (with a little tongue) goes a very long way - it will be noticed...

 

2. Begin deciding on what to do for the evening and/or dinner - an activity which requires two to play together (this does not include sex, which should be the reward not the appetizer). Maybe a stroll in the sunset, avenues, and lawns of always green parks. Make the activity an outdoors recreation, it will do the heart some good. Dinner should always be agreed upon, do not settle for what the other wants, this will only make for further upsets (in mind and stomach).

 

3. When still deciding on supper, conversing all the while about each other's day, begin placing together the appropriate attire with shoes or coat to match the activity (is it chilly out?) He may be watching his favorite Baseball team, or maybe the news in his Calvin Klines, if so it is up to you to chose his clothes for him, yet always give him a selection; let him make the final decision on his own appearance. Often times you may even have to decide on the locale - this volley of choices thrown out for consideration should not exceed beyond thirty minutes. Give or take.

 

4. Keep his attention, listening to what he says, he may possibly ask an aloof question to see if you are payig heed; by listening to every syllable, this will show him you do care (with both ears). Show and tell  him how attractive he is, while completing your daily chores (before departure for your evening) as well as keeping up appearances for yourself (i.e. hair, breath, syle, and body). If you look good he looks good.

 

5. Now that you are ready to paint the town, you smell fresh and newly bathed in aftershave or Gucci Envy, and if the two of you have not yet decided on the where to eat or the what to do, make a quick pick of favorite places which offers a venue of choices : a Gaslamp district, a Seaport Village, go under the Boardwalk, or maybe even a Fremont Street Experience which has a gathering of people with similar intrests - flocking like Hitchcock's birds. The beach, the pier, these can't go wrong, for if they do, you still have the sunset.

If your partner is indecisive, be patient and don't snap at him. He will also test your breaking point with rhetorical questions or off-hand remarks, which you should respond with honesty and a calm voice (if not in the mood for sushi - say so, with delivered and purposeful ease). Continually suggest locales that you both may enjoy, he will finally, eventually, bite.

Note : It can not be stressed enough how important it is to focus on your partner when he is speaking or commenting on the situation at hand, do not turn away to toss your gaze at a passerby (unless he's pointed it out) this may disrupt the mission to completion.

 

6. While at supper, with conversation over-flowing with wine and tasty food, tell some jokes and make him laugh or he will shut down with boredom, like a computer with a virus, or a child with ADD (treat him as such, but never confess to it.)

 

7. If possible, while strolling through bistros or window shopping through the boulevard, purchase a memento of the evening, a sort of gold metal for finishing it without disaster, to remind him that you want to keep the memory of this night. (Posing for a caricature or picture together is a perfect example, and will last for a long time or until the end of the relationship).

 

8. You will notice how at ease he will be at home, cheerful and willing (all without drink or influence of substances, or voices from his paranoid mind). It is at this point one of you will venture to request, if not already beginning to make out, politely for the act of whoopy. Let him ask first (or simply watch for tell-tale signs and obvious flirtations).  If he does hand you that option, answer immediately with an enthusiastic and quick "YES" - this will show him that you have been intrested in him (all night, patiently biding the time), and the rapid response will show him how much you've been pining for him watching and listening throughout the evening. If your partner is the type that is more submissive and waits to be asked, do so with acts of nibbling on the nape or tiny kisses on his thighs (some sort of seductive yet playful act on his body). Laughter and giggling with that twinkle in his eyes is the sign of success, continue on until you get to the checkered flag.

His final answer will always - indeed be : of course!  If not spoken out loud, then in the orgasm(s) which will follow.

 

11. Afterwards, do not leave the crime scene, or begin to do your taxes else where. Give both your bodies time to absorb the wonders of it all, with affirmations of adoration and love whispered in the sweat and breath of making it...out.