Valet Farting

old people need help

I watched her lift her leg and fart

and said that must be age and heart

But wondered why she needed help

when all that gas was power felt

And thought her sick for just the cause

and yelled at her for what it was

And said I saw her let it go

and wondered if you're nuts or so

And she would blush and say a thing

like so you saw me what's the ding

And I would say I've never seen

a woman fart and carry swing

For what I knew as just a kid

was fart real loud and not with lid

So helping hands would never lift

what a*s to all was border'd gift