Flat

A Professional Fart

A scientist once said it's flat

and I again agreed

He said the Earth is very flat

and lay upon his tweed

A flatter man he was not

A testimony pleased

As all his back was laying flat

and logic cleared the weeds

So we could go into a future

where people proved him wrong

Until the day the next man said

The Universe is long

Now we all know that long is key

for what they now call flat

And as before and once for more

they'll sell us all on that

So ask yourselves what they should mean

when all our thoughts our flat

And even gas from all these men

is flatulence at that

Author's Note

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