Feeders

A Poem by Pharos

heathens and league of legends parody...

All my team are feeders take it slow,
instalock on champions, here we go
please don't make any sudden moves.
They feed and know only to abuse.

Welcome to the game of people
who trashtalk on people that they troll
on play, what a pain.

Just because one of us is friendly,
doesn't mean they're good at the game.
surrendering!

You'll never know the support whose dying next
to you.
You'll never know the jungle whose feeding next
to you.
You'll think, "How'd I end up, losing this round
cause of you."
But after all I said
Insta FF!

All my team are feeders take it slow,
instalock on champions, here we go
please don't make any sudden moves.
They feed and know only to abuse.

We don't deal with provisional's very well,
They say feeders have that certain name.
We have trust issues, not to mention
They say your a feeder with ill intentions.

You'll never know the adr whose murdered next
to you.
You'll never know the top lane whose feeding next
to you.
You'll think, "How'd I end up, losing this round
cause of you."
But after all I said
Insta FF!
(GG! GG!)

All my team are feeders take it slow,
instalock on champions, here we go
please don't make any sudden moves.
They feed and know only to abuse.

All my team are feeders take it slow,
(GG!)
instalock on champions, here we go
(GG!)
please don't make any sudden moves.
(GG!)
They feed and know only to abuse.

Why'd you come, you knew you sucked so bad
I tried to ban you just to stay away.
And now they're well fed, ready to gank
It looks like you'll never be one of us.