I Hope...

I hope when its your 20th birthday

your girlfriend of three years

breaks up with you.

 

I hope when your running late

for work you get stuck in

traffic.

 

I hope that on your wedding day

you find out your Wife-to-be

is cheating on you with your

best man.

 

You shattered my heart in two, my best friend

told me to just keep hoping...

      So...

 

I hope that you fall down a hill.

 

I hope your tires get slashed when

your at the mall and your

cell phone dies so you have no one

to call.

 

I hope you go bald by the age

of 34.

 

You promised me forever, well honey

seems like something went wrong...

My head held strong.

But for you I hope...

The next time you bend over your plants split down the middle.

 

I hope you spill coffee all over

your brand new shirt.

 

When you broke up with me

you hoped a happy life for me,

well sweety for you...

I hope...

 

When you read this poem I hope you realize

how much of a jerk you are.

For the next girl... Well I hope

you turn gay and no body likes

you.

Author's Note

If you've heard the song "Pray For You" by Jaron and the Long Road to Love then you should know this poem is based off the theme of this song.. Lets just say it inspired me to write about all the jerks I know. (: