Typical Shallow Girly Love Poem

This is what shallow girls like to write.

I'm in love with you boy,

Even though we've been together for one day,

I can see that you are special,

And that's why I've given my virginity to you.

My feeling are so strong,

I need to express them through structureless poetry.

I bend the laws of grammar,

Because I'm so emotional.

I don't use rhyming,

Because I'm so emotional.

Versification makes no sense to me,

Because I'm so emotional.

My lines are really pointless,

Still I keep repeating them,

Because I'm so emotional.

I'm writing this poem because my feelings

Were too big to fit into a simple Facebook status.

And everyone will like this poem,

Because it's so emotional and sweet.

Boy, I will love you forever,

Or at least

Until I find someone else

To give my “virginity” to.

Author's Note

If you haven't figured out so far, this is a parody of all those poems that shallow girls write. And boys too, sometimes. I'd just like to apologize to all those people who write worthy love poetry, to avoid any misunderstandings.
And I'd like to point out that most of my WritersCafe friends DON'T write these poems, so don't feel offended guys. Some do, though.
Anyways, thanks for wasting your time on a piece of crap like this! xD
P.S. If you want to be more emotional in your poems, I can give you pro tips! LOL

Reviews

[Sarah W.]

To all you Twilight fans out there...
Good job. Sadly, these are the girls who would become popular in a public school setting.

[Irene]

haha omg this is hilarious. i was crying with laughter...maybe its because i'm so emotional!!! haha lol i'm so funny.

[Tomislav Petricevic]

lol, thank you! xD

[Irene]

your welcome

[Invisible]

all funny, but the last line "to give my "virginity" to" was the line that truly brings this piece together, cause it's just so utterly true.

[That_Girl]

LMFAO I am guilty of these. This is hilarious!

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Haha, thanks!

[Jane Doe]

Lol cute piece :P

~a
100/100

[Rasputin]

This is 90% of Writer's Cafe. It's about time someone lampooned all the s****y poetry that chokes the life out of this site.

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Thanks!

[A. V. Madison]

Oh god Tom I'm gonna pee myself reading this hahahahahahahahahaha

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Then you better get to the bathroom! LOL, jk, thank you! :D

[A. V. Madison]

Lol just a metaphor O.o

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Yeah, I know :P XD

[Falling Leaf.]

I had to read this piece twice, because there were tears in my eyes the first time from laughing so hard!

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Haha, thanks!

[xSamilynnx]

awwww heyyy i didnt write one like that D: haha but true for most....

[K-mo]

haha I really liked it!