SALISBURY BARRYMORE 3: Ghostcake Manor Island

CHAPTER 3 of the Salisbury Barrymore series

     Drew was now an all powerful steak queen and she wielded her salisbury magic majestically. Her new found power however, was overwhelming her with negative thoughts, specifically about herself and her ability to maintain steak form. Her friend's salisbury spirit was now in her own colon and could communicate with Drew easily and clearly. 

     "Drew... the plane is almost completely salisburied in steak!" said her colon friend. Drew didn't notice her power was comsuming the space around her and before she could restore salisbalance to the engines, the plane started to nosedive again and she was forced to use her salisbury magic to dismantle the entire aircraft mid-fall and turn it into a giant majestic flying steak plane but it was falling too fast and the salisbury engines were failing because they were steaks and could not power the plane. 

     Down they tumbled and spiraled and Drew's power was heavily weakened due to external steakification but she managed to transform into such a thin steak that she gently floated down into the courtyard of an abandoned manor that just happened to be on an island that just happened to be in the middle of the ocean. The steak plane slammed hard into the ground and slid beautifully to a stop thanks to its sauciness. Drew's dog separated from her sheet steak like state as they unmerged and said "I guess its time I revealed myself." 

     In a sudden puff of salisbury-ish vapors, there suddenly stood a brunette man with a wickedly thick brown mustache that hid his lips and gleamed in the sun like a well polished polish container. 

"My name is Barry Garrymore and your steak fate has guided us to this seemingly abandoned manor isle. Your dog will be fine, I just hid inside and controlled her mind a bit when you were walking at the park one day. 

     After drew regained some of her salisbury energy outside, they ventured into the abandoned manor to find everything well and proper and quite livable. Over the next few months, however, strange things began to occur. Drew was in the process of sitting down to read at the dinner table and she sat in what appeared to be fresh cake! 

     "What?!" she exclaimed. But nothing was there in the chair but there was cake frosting on her butt. A few weeks later, Drew was in the bathroom and she was brushing her teeth but when she looked into the mirror, her reflection was eating cake so ravenously that her reflection seemed angry that more cake couldn't fit in her mouth and Drew was startled and swallowed her toothpaste and contacted a poison control center immediately as the toothpaste box said to do in bold letters and they were like "meh, you're good." 

"That was a little strange", said Drew. 

     One week later, she was drying clothes and she opened the dryer and her clothes were tumbling with a large wedding cake of unknown origin! Desperate, she contacted a powerful medium who told her that she has a ghost in the house and its also a ghostcake and she should be very worried because cakes have a need to be celebrated and this cake never was and it is very, very angry. Drew knew what needed to happen. 

     She shook the medium's hand in thanks, whose power also re-awakened Drew's salisbury magic and the medium was now in the form of a magnificent yet humble person sized steak. "Go help him be celebrated or surely he will never stop caking your things", gurgled the psychic salisbury steak. 

     Drew entered the main room of the manor and was suddenly surprise attacked and knocked unconscious. When she awoke, she could see faintly but was not in control of her body. "Huh?", said Drew.

     "Good morning Drew!", said a familiar voice. 

     "We are going to usher in the United Steaks of America! I need your brilliant salisbury mind to accomplish this task. I was in your dog for so long waiting for the perfect time to act and now you are the dog! YOU ARE THE DOOOG HA HA HA!", exclaimed Barry. 

     Indeed, Drew was now in her dog's body. Ppbbbttthhh......said Dog-Drew's colon. Barry Garrymore was now in her saucy body!!!! 

TO BE CONTINUED......

Author's Note

Thank you for reading this far! Barry Garrymore is dastardly but will he succeed in taking control of Drew's Body? The answer is no. No he won't.

or will he? :D