SALISBURY BARRYMORE 2: Steaks on a plane

CHAPTER 2 of the Salisbury Barrymore series

     They were high in the sky and Drew was remembering the day that changed everything. The salisbury steak-cident. She was determined to never let her steak fingers get the best of her. She decided to order plane tickets to a remote island to avoid turning anyone into a steak again. Luckily, she visited a psychic a week before and the psychic told Drew her dog's colon was salisblessed with her friend's spirit only possible through salisbury and that she needed to stay with the dog because its colon is the most wise colon ever to exist and would surely help her from now on. Her dog's colon abruptly quivered, blasting a dire warning to Drew and she knew what her dog was telling her. 
     Drew grabbed a parachute and opened the door to the plane, sucking herself out in an instant. Her dog called out to her to let her know that she will meet up with her later but drew only heard a large poot from her dog moments before she leaped out. Drew was now falling fast and she pulled her cord to the chute and she was horrified to discover it was now a steak on a thin steaky string! Her salisbury curse was back and at the worst time! 
     She plummeted fast but her dog also jumped and fell faster as its colon was entirely more dense than before with it's daily salisbury intake, accompanied by the tightest longest fart you can imagine which was really her friend in the dog's colon screaming out of her fear of heights. Drew fell through a cloud and the cloud became heavy with gravy and started raining. It was a mid-air miracle, water to gravy at maximum velocity. 
     Just as she was about to reach the ground she awoke in her plane, safely seated next to her dog friend. She felt relieved. She called out to ask the flight attendant for some water but no one answered. Next to the food cart were two salisbury steaks. She barged into the cockpit to alert the pilot and recoiled in horror as she noticed the pilot was sitting in a pile of gravy and he was a steak too. When drew slept, they must have flown into the night but she didn't remember touching them. 
     She knew a lot was now at steak. She closed her eyes and placed her hand on the pilot steak and began to read his steak-like thoughts. "Flying is easy but being a steak is easier. No regrets, I will steak my pilot reputation on getting you home" said the steaklet. With a mighty, saucy leap, the steak pilot flew at the steering mechanism and caused the plane to nosedive sharply, throwing every one on board around. 
Drew remembered that she shook the pilot's hand earlier, this would soon seal their fate she thought. 
     Little did they know, a lunar eclipse was happening and Drew's power was amplified immensely, causing the plane and everything in it to steadily and quickly steakify. As her nightmares became reality once again, her dog jumped on her lap and gave a sharp little poot. Drew knew the dog had a point. She grabbed her pooch and held her tightly. 
     "Salisbury of truth!", shouted Drew and she melded with her dog friend and blindingly transformed into the most amazing salisbury steak, beautiful in every way and embodied salisbury elegance. Now that she had control over all steak ever, she could land this plane. "
     "But why?", she thought. I think I'm just gonna fly forever until no others can be near me. Nothing else is in danger of her steakness out her in the middle of the ocean. Or so she thought..........to be continued.

Author's Note

Here's a tip: If you ever have to bury something, pour salisbury sauce generously into the dig site to make sure its salisburied.