On Bleeding Ears & Migraines

Bleeding Ears & Migraines.

At this point I am prepared to use steak knives as ear plugs; I just can’t take it anymore.

No offense to any Muslims, but I’m seriously considering starting up the ‘Learn How To F*****g Sing’ foundation, just so these Imams that do the Azzaan (call to prayer) five times a day stop screwing over my eardrums with their crap vocals. 

I mean, come ON guys! You’re spreading the word of GOD; the least you can do is not make it sound like s**t.

Seriously, the guys in my area sound like two cats fighting, while in the background a grown man is getting castrated with a broken bottle.
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So for the sake of all our ears, not least of all the ones attached to the regulars at your respective mosques, please do your religion a favor and learn how to make the Azzaan sound beautiful. Please?

With respect,

Aram Alexander