Party Monster Anthem

One night I got absolutely thrashed due to unbearable boredom, and all I had to play with was a notepad and a red pen. The next morning, among the illegible scribbles, only this was decipherable.

I wanna drown in a sea filled with Heineken.
I wanna burn in a flame fueled by Mary Jane.
I wanna get so smashed that I can't see straight,
Keep drinking beer 'till two fingers seem eight.

Swallow vodka by the gallon, snort cocaine by the ton,
Assassinate my liver, kill my kidneys for fun.
My vices and me living in the fast lane, always on the run,
And I'm armed with tequila, so I pop shots with no gun.

Baileys is my Bonnie, and you can call me Clyde,
Boozed up to the eyeballs, that's just how I ride.
Full flask of absinthe hanging at my side,
You'll find me reaching rock-bottom,
F*****g high as a kite.