The "Gotta Go" Dance

The 'Gotta Go' Dance

Where would we be without our cartoons?
I suspect I might need a lot more dried prunes!
Laughter's contagious; animation's a blast.
A chucking belly gets me going fast.

Don't block the doorway or stand in my path!
With husband asleep and the kids doing math,
I'll split a gut laughing before the TV---
so during commercials, I've just gotta pee.

A kid's still alive in this body of mine
that waits 'til it's urgent---then runs a beeline.
A fact that I'll add is the diaper brigade
was founded by ladies who drank lemonade…

and wanted relief when their bladders were full.
Of course, you must know that I'm chock full of bull
'cause not an old lady among any here
would choose lemonade over pitchers of beer…

or dare wear a diaper and say that it's true
old people and babies might not make the loo.

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My guess: animation

By Sharon Miller Bolander