Does Anyone Know?

 

Does Anyone Know?   Twas once upon a year ago I thought I knew my name. Just what has happened since that time might let me place the blame. I signed a piece of paper, and I put it somewhere plain. My name was written clear as day; I know I'm not insane. I've looked up high; I've looked down low--- and places in between. But no where in this house of mine can any note be seen. If I can go by what I'm called, I'm even more confused. It seems I have a lot of names--- which leave me unamused. 'Honey Bun' and 'Sweetie Pie' don't bother me a bit; but certainly 'Old Lady' makes me want to throw a fit. 'Hey You' might be my first and last; I wonder if it's true that 'Stupid Dummy' just could be the one that sticks like glue.  Too often, I hear anger in a voice that makes it clear 'Dam U' must be a prefix plus initial that I hear. Confusion has a hold on me; my mem'ry flew away. If you can figure out my name, I'd thank you if you'd say. Did you say my email comes addressed to who I am?  Oh, wait! I think I've got it now--- my name is surely 'SPAM!' By Sharon Miller Bolander   © 2008 Peggy Paris (All rights reserved)

Reviews

[Suelou]

This is such a delightful read, Sharon. It sure gave me a laugh or two. Just what I needed.

[Dani California]

lol.. I really enjoyed this!
Very clever and humorous.. :)

Great flow and rhyme as well!
And I love the confusion graphic..lol

Thank you for sharing your talent and
spreading a little humor with it! :)

Loved it!

[M.M.]

GOOD ONE,HUGS MARY

[doreen cyr]

awesome write sharon lolo
doreen

[angelinmypocket]

Wow Sharon...what a delightful true to life write that can surely speak for a lot of us. So much wisdom in the humor of it, it gives cause for reflection on our own experiences and brings a smile my way too. Thank you for this. You made my day dear.
Love/liz/angelinmypocket