...

John was sleeping at the sidewalk with an unfinished cigarette in the right hand and a glass of sanitary alcohol in the left hand. Maria was running on the street, shouting: "this is my house, get out of my house!", Romeo stole Maria' s cap and ran away, Maria cried: "F**k you, stupid jerk! Give my cap back!" "It' s mine now!" said Romeo. "f**k you, poor gypsy!". Jeff was getting out of the nearby tavern with a glass of wine and a cigarette and shouting: "Maria, Romeo, are you crazy?" "but he stole my cap!" "shut up!" Jeff screamed. John was waking up and asking: "Is evening or morning?"