Getting It Off.

Can I ask you something.

Yeah, sure.

Would you say I’m the tear the clothes off sort of woman.

What sort of clothes are we talking about.

Any clothes.

Does that include that leather jumpsuit.

Apart from the leather jumpsuit, though every other guys managed to get it off.

Maybe they had the instructions.

Or maybe they were just more experienced. 

I would be more experienced if I didn’t have to phone your office to book you in for sex.

Is that why Sally was laughing at me.

Was Sally the girl who took my message.

Yes, do you know the embarrassment that caused me.

Sally says she’s got a leather jumpsuit, and she’ll show me how to get it off quick.

Yeah, I just bet she did, they don’t call her SS for nothing.

Are her parents German.

No dummy she’s a slapper.

That’s not nice, I’m going to her house tonight to practice getting the jumpsuit off quick.

Have you lost your mind, one look at Sally in her underwear and you’ll be frothing at the mouth.

She’ll not be wearing underwear, seemingly this is how  you get it off quick. Sally says after five attempts I’ll be an expert.

Let me put this to you in a simple language you’ll understand. You go near Sally and I will chop something off you.

Oh, I’m sensing insecurity here. Sally said this would happen.

Right, I’m going into the bedroom and I’m going to get naked, then I’m going to put the bloody leather jumpsuit on, then you’re going to take it off five times, then we’re going to have sex all over the house.

Better not tell her, Sally said this would happen.

Reviews

[Paul Bell]

Sally should be a sex therapist, she rocks.

[Betty Hermelee]

I love the dark humor here with the jumpsuit and the banter; it's very comical and clever; and your ending is great. Sally knew all along; your imagination is beyond.... thanks for sharing.
Best, Betty

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Sardonic wit in a tight leather catsuit of a poem as the dialogue simply bounces around in bright and entertaining descriptive piece. Enjoyed this light relief. Now can you please send the the instructions; or failing that Sally's phone number please.

[Paul Bell]

Sally is bringing the instructions over.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Even bettter!

[Perdition]

See, that's where the romance meets our Mr.Madness". She wants it torn off, but not by just anyone, NO ...she wants it torn by that weary man, she wants it torn by his teeth forged in anarchy, the only one she's ever truly wanted. The only one, because she knows he won't and because she knows he will. Hell, she'll staple her leather jumpsuit to her body just to prove that very point if she has to do it. God help the weary, simple man. Why DO we want them so badly?!! Is it only for the challenge or is it from that impossible rage they carry around all day as if nothing? What is her address again?..lol. Well done Mr. Bell

[Paul Bell]

You know that jumpsuit is getting buried in the back garden alongside every other tight-fitting garment she's ever owned. Mind you, simple simon is buying her a new wardrobe, though he probably doesn't know it yet.

[barleygirl]

Most of the time, your dialogue stories sound like real life to me (well done realistic), but this time it appears you must've experienced liftoff prior to writing this. I enjoy this facelift for your classic conversational style -- having your participants converse from a different planet (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Paul Bell]

Nothing wrong with the moon people, they live amongst us.

[andrew mitchell]

Great story Paul or was it true or as they say based on facts fictional characters used not based on real people or something like that. This read like a sequel to “When Harry met Sally! Anyway sounds like fun!

[Paul Bell]

She's totally fictional she says.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Is she on YouTube? She seems to be an expert our Sally the Slapper!

[Paul Bell]

Got her own slot.
Sally says, give me money I'll save your marriage, or the marriage after that.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Rolling on floor......its complicated

[Paul Bell]

You doing that Joe Wicks workout again, or planning number threes demise.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

No more demises this year. I'm getting fat 😹

[Paul Bell]

Fat is just the new thin waiting to come out.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Lol the fatter outside the thinner inside! I'm so thin 😹

[Paul Bell]

Bill in the post from your personal trainer.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hahaha smart 😹
*scoots quick*

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahaha Paul .. i love your conversational stories .. never fails to make me laugh and smile .. your two characters are like Lucy and Desi :) with an edge ... especially enjoy how he plays Sally into the mix .. i can see it all so clearly .. "Sally? would you have .... pencil me in for sex pleas?" :)))))))))))))))))) keep 'em comin' ... so to speak ;)
E.

[Paul Bell]

Everybody needs a Sally to show you what to do.

[Einstein Noodle]

i think you are right sir! ;)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

comical story....jealousy gets that jumpsuit off.
j.

[Paul Bell]

It sure does, now he's confused with the front loading bra.