The Game.

It’s only wrong if you get caught
It’s only right if you want it
You must obey all the rules
This is the greatest acting part in your life
Never upgrade your wardrobe
Change your scent
Use your own phone
Never mix the names up
On no account use your credit card for gifts
Always try for married women
Makes sense
Okay, I think you all know the rules now
So, off you go and have fun
But be careful out there.

Reviews

[Carola]

hahaha !! i like your whacky rules, particularly the one "It’s only wrong if you get caught"
here i'm thinking of keeping to the speed limit on roads, something i rarely do, & hope i don't get caught.

[Paul Bell]

Motorways should be put up to 90, no wonder we lack behind the rest of the world.

[Pryde Foltz]

My momma warned me there would be guys like this. Fortunately, I long past the age where I am fooled by Mr. Says All the Right Things and Pour it on Thick. Curious and engaging write:)

[Paul Bell]

You sure you're long past that age, Pryde. You know it happens.

[Pryde Foltz]

No ... I am sure. It happened last year. LOL

[Paul Bell]

Hate it when you reach 25

[FJ Davis]

Clever and perceptive.
Well done, Paul!

[Paul Bell]

Only if you get caught.

[Laura Kate]

Obeying all rules, the greatest acting part of your life ... 'acting' being key. Very clever! This has a totally unique style and voice.

[Paul Bell]

You know they're all out there playing the role.

[Beccy]

And an expensive game it can turn out to be; and not just financially either.

Beccy.

PS. So what's wrong with us single females then. :))

[Paul Bell]

You may not want to stay single, and that could be rather awkward. I've noticed a lot of women are kicking their partners out, not because their partners are cheating or anything like that, they just want to be alone. What's going on, guys can't cope on their own.

[Beccy]

We're hoping you'll all die out and that science will take over. :))

[Paul Bell]

Virtual humans, the way ahead, a bit like my fantasy football team who for some reasons are actually worse than my main football team. lol

[Rhayne]

I laughed at this one and then read the reviews. Guess it's good your friends know and understand you. I liked what Dave Brown said about the 'shotgun' and 'guys like you'. That was funny.
Found this to be an adventurous read.

[Paul Bell]

You need a good laugh in this mad world we live in.
But stick to the rules. lol

[barleygirl]

Haven't seen much of you at the cafe (I've been spotty, too) so it's nice to run across this in my reading list. This is a sparkling example of how unique your point of view can be. Your stories are never coming from some predictable POV. It's almost startling to see how your (in this case) sarcasm drips out gradually becoming a bigger & bigger blot of outrageousness. I always love it. I gotta go check to see if I've missed some current postings of yours (I'm forgetful . . . if I don't see a person for a bit, I forget they exist!) *wink! wink!* Fondly, Margie

[Paul Bell]

Taking a break, Margie, catching the last of the sunshine before winter comes in.

[Dave Brown]

looks like I'll have to get my shotgun out with guys like U floatin around

[Paul Bell]

Looking out the bulletproof vest now. lol

[ms. understood]

Oh my, I have always loved heated encounters with those you shouldn't be seeking the most. Why does the wrong thing feel so very good? Great write!

[Paul Bell]

The spice of life in technicolour, keeps us alive, or dead if you get caught.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Nice to read you again Paul and I especially love this somewhat sardonic and witty piece of counselling for those wishing to default upon monogamy. An unnatural state in any case, ask Darwin!

[Paul Bell]

Darwin was a wise man. lol