Big Boy

Do I physically accommodate you these days
What
Would you say that I intensify your inner being
Intensy what
Do I subjugate your very person
Is this bed talk, cos you know I’m a simple fellow
Do you still have the same propensity towards my body as you used to have
Okay, think I know this word, sex in the woods, am I right
Would you say you’re sharp and sententious
If that means well endowed, defo
I don’t mind you being thick
Length and girth, womans dream
Dumb
Of course he’s dumb, too much talk
I mean you, you are dumb
What, wow, no need for insults
Last night in the bar
I was with you last night
Were you
Do believe I was sitting beside you, I’m the handsome guy
Sure you weren’t staring down the barmaids blouse all night
Actually, at times I thought you were bloody breast feeding
How much was the bill last night
What’s that got to do with it
Just asking
Don’t know, hundred, hundred and fifty
Nothing
What
She’s not the barmaid, she’s the owner, I deliver there, usually a bit extra, get it
Loud and clear ,you’re an entrepreneur

That means big boy doesn’t it
It sure does, big boy, lets go.

Reviews

[barleygirl]

This conversation represents everything I've always hated about coupling & why I've never married in all these years! What is the f****n' point of talking, if people are only going to muddle around this way? (which most couples do, in my observation) . . . thus, I only make senseless noises toward my pets & avoid irritating human bickering! *wink! wink!* I love the "breast feeding" remark -- hilarious & stabbing! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Paul Bell]

That lad knows what side his bread is buttered. Well he does if she butters it for him. lol

[apennylate]

I am a small boy, but I like the "big-boy" authority here...
That barmaids line...
HOW MUCH LAST NIGHT...
The owner is here does it mean go-time big boy, or does it...
I loved the sound of "big-boy" in lines...
You are onto something with this...

[Paul Bell]

That lad is easily led.

[Ken Simm.]

Ah got the t shirt here. Appreciate and understand all this conversation. Excellent.

[Paul Bell]

It's a T-shirt to cherish.

[Onlyme]

Oh my, interesting poem Paul, made me read, take on board and smile. Interesting tale to match.

[Paul Bell]

The weaker sex. If only he knew. lol