Some Guys.

Some guys just want you for sex

And I can see that

But I really think that would be doing you an injustice

I want to know the real you

And who knows, maybe a relationship

Take it to a higher level

Who knows, we could be forever young

What do you think?

 

That’s quite good Paul, I mean, compared to last week's effort anyway.

 

Was last week’s bad.

 

Let me see now, you’re pulled.

 

Did that lack substance.

 

It was sort of to the point.

 

And that was bad.

 

Well, I did mention it to you the next morning.

 

Was that in between you’re a crap lover.

 

You said you could do it all night.

 

I did do it all night, slept like a baby.

 

I know, but that wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

 

Did I or did I not show you a great time in the morning.

 

No, you said you had to get a run in.

 

I know, but after that, were you or were you not screaming.

 

Are you surprised, there was blood everywhere, thought somebody had attacked you. how was I to know you fell down a hill.

 

After that, did you not say it was out of this world.

 

I could have said anything, I was still traumatised.

 

I’m not surprised your husband doesn’t understand you. You staying at your sister's by the way.

 

No, she’s at mines.

 

Did you two read the marriage contract? I mean, I’m not religious or anything, but I think the Priest would be a little concerned about your infidelity.

 

Have you met father, Tom?

 

Don’t think so.

 

You have, he was the guy giving you sex tips.

 

Was that him, he was brilliant, told me all the things that turned you on.

 

Bloody great, you get the advice, I get the Hail Marys.

Reviews

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ok this is like the script from a comedy sketch. The dialogue is sharp and witty and had me in stitches. Very entertaining because you interwave the ordinary, normal scenarios we all recognise with the exagerations of the protagonist's lack of self awareness and his naiveity. Let's here it for Father Tom; obviously a Catholic!

[Margie F]

There are some stories that leave us contemplating. This is definitely one of those.

[Paul Bell]

This could be your buffet moment. One minute you're ordering food, the next minute the priest is talking you.

[Margie F]

LOL I love how you connected our comments from two different posts.

[Paul Bell]

Just my''train'' of thought. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

Some guys, they run rings around a person just to confuse and still want to come out on top don't they?

[Paul Bell]

Hate those guys, should be put down.

[Mrudula Rani]

That's too drastic!! world is an interesting place because of all types!!

[Paul Bell]

Ok, just give them a good talking to. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

If every one is as gracious ( and adorable) as you this world would be so much better.

[Paul Bell]

That's cos you're in it.

[Mrudula Rani]

Uma abraço bem apertado. Obrigada meu querido.

[Ardra]

There would be no poem of yours without bloodshed...this one starts on lovely note and ends with the touch of Paul... to it..
I enjoy reading them anyways..:)

[Paul Bell]

No pain no gain.