Bird Watching

Do you think of other women when we make love

No, no, and definitely no

I do

Well, I’m pleased for him and you, and really pleased if it’s her and you.

Strange how you mentioned Mary in your sleep.

Well, I can hardly be responsible for my subconscious, plus I don’t know any Mary's.

What about her in Liverpool.

Let's not go there again.

Mary, three gardens down with the b***s.

Ah, that was a text alert from Jeff the bird watcher, something about a rare speckled breast, never saw it myself.

Not even with they perv binoculars you use. I mean how would you feel if some guy was perving over me.

He wouldn’t be, you’re not perv material. Now if it was your twin sister, then that’s a definite text alert. How is she anyway.

Probably on her back with the Air Corp.

I would love to be in that flyby.

Yeah, well you would know all about flying with my sister.

I thought she was you.

She’s got blond hair and big tits for christ sakes.

I thought you had a makeover. How did she get bigger tits than you anyway, did you get the brains.

Let me see, I’m with you.

There you go, no need to answer that. Why don’t I take you out for some retail therapy, followed by a candlelit dinner, and wait for it, the big game is on tonight. Does it get any better than that.

Twenty-two guys kicking a ball, think I'll phone my sister, that flyby sounds more appealing now.

Reviews

[Onlyme]

Getting the claws out for scratching eyes out. With this poem. Acid rain has no look in here. Great poem.

[Paul Bell]

How long are these claws. lol.

[The Iron Horseman]

Lol! Nice one, Paul. You can still make me laugh, even if you can't make her laugh any more! A nice piece of acid wit, my friend.

[Paul Bell]

Some women are just to hard to please.

[The Iron Horseman]

Ain't that the truth! :)

[Pożyczki bez weryf..]

Great poem thx, I agree with the first line :)

[Paul Bell]

Thanks, Pozyczki.

[CD Campbell]

This is a conversation I never hope to have. Your wittiness has probably saved your a*s more times than not. I salute you. This was a very entertaining write. I hope to learn your conversational skills, but don't hold your breath.

[Paul Bell]

Acting dumb, CD gets you out of all sorst of tight corners.. Learning this is a must. lol

[Neville]

I distinctly remember an ex once said in her sleep.. "no Steve no, your worse than Neville"... I guess it's summat I just gotta live with... loved this Paul..

[Paul Bell]

Think of poor Steve.
Mind you, talking in your sleep sure can be dangerous.

[Neville]

I can't stop thinking of him..

[Ardra]

You sure should have asked her do you think of other guys ;)
The bird watching ...and the poor thing is stuck with you.... sad birdie...fly away.... I would tell her....:p

[Paul Bell]

Well, do you think of other guys.
Plus I did let her watch the big game with me. Does it get any better than that.

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahahaha thanks so much for the fun and laughter ... your "conversations with the others" is always a treat ..."Probably on her back with the Air Corp." :) you made me day with a boost of comic relief my friend!
E.
ps. i went outside me box and gave you a 100 rating ... can't say much better than that Paul

[Paul Bell]

You want her number, don't you. lol

[Einstein Noodle]

secretly? you bet! but in reality i would be dust should i do such a thing to my Norma ;))))))))))))))))))

[Paul Bell]

Why do I see Norma with a shotgun now.

[Einstein Noodle]

because she has one ;)

[Paul Bell]

She's my kind of girl.

[Mrudula Rani]

You should post a poem like this every Monday, to put smiles on our faces and to get on with the rest of the day wondering ... why there is always a plot with sisters about in your poems? And hope the battle of wits never ends in your thoughts!

[Paul Bell]

Sisters do it for themselves. Think that's a song. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

... until you come along.... after that they hate each other.

[Paul Bell]

Sisters always squabble. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

Only when they both want the affections of this sweet taking smarty pants ( if he is handsome too) things get worst between sisters!

[Lyn Anderson]

I heard there is an app they're working on. So other people can hear our thoughts. Bad idea, I think. :)

[Paul Bell]

Oh god, that sure is a bad idea.
People could get murdered in their sleep.