Wrong Day.

What’s wrong, you look like thunder.

It’s those two birds I’m going out with, Tuesday and Thursday.

What’s the problem, get the days mixed up.

No, I call them Tuesday and Thursday, I take them out Friday and Saturday.

You do lead a strange life, so what’s the problem.

The problem is Tuesday, she wants to go out on Saturday.

Well, why don’t you take Tuesday out on Saturday afternoon, leaving you free to take
Thursday out on Saturday night.

My god, that’s genius, that’s what I’ll do.

# Monday morning

So how did your weekend go.

Aw man, what a disaster, took Tuesday to the bowling in the afternoon, totally forgot Friday worked there.

Wow there, who the hell is Friday.

She was casual.

So what happened.

She phoned Thursday that’s what happened.

Oh, sounds painful.

No, the painful part was when the wife turned up.

Oops, bet you were wondering what day it was, can I see the film.

Get you a copy later, now I’m forced to stay with Monday for a while.

What did the wife say? 

She wasn't my wife but Wednesday's
Wednesday is married to a woman? 

Yeah, she's a little freaky. So there I was with Tuesday, Wednesday's wife, Thursday on the way and Friday in my face about Thursday.

Reviews

[Donna]

I love it. I have to admit, I had to read it twice to really get it. That just made my day. Very nice writing!

[Paul Bell]

Do you think he's learned his lesson.

[Donna]

No I don't think he has learned his lesson!

[Jimmy Yetts]

Your love life is clearly much too complicated--and, frankly, unworkable.
Though having so many women to shuffle might, in some circles, be considered a blessing, of sorts.
Most entertaining piece of work, Paul!

[Paul Bell]

Just wondering why they dumped me. lol

[barleygirl]

Your imagination never ceases to amaze me! I've lived thru a similar situation, without the bizarre naming convention. Might this be a spoof on all those blokes who date so many different women at the same time, that it's impossible to keep everything on the up & up? It's a time-worn story, but only YOU could tell it in the most unexpected ways! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Paul Bell]

Were you Friday. lol

[Ardra]

Heheh oh... Paul you need a dazzling secretary who can juggle it for you.... so that you don't mess it up... ;)
Precaution is better than cure lol...

[Paul Bell]

What day would he call the secretary. lol

[Ardra]

I was also thinking the same lol

[Einstein Noodle]

what a fine chuckle this morning Paul...i am already a confused man but at least now i can enjoy the laugh of it ;) sure do enjoy your conversational poems .. the bantering is truly delightful ..i should probably give you a heads up on Thursday tho...that's garbage day here in the Ozarks ;)))))))))))
E.

[Paul Bell]

You need a chuckle on garbage day. Mine leave more than they pick up.

[Einstein Noodle]

ahhhhhhhhhhh the joys of the "big city" :}

[sette]

i like the creativity of using the days of the week as representations for men, i like the flow of words and of course the intrigue is there. nice piece of writing paul.

[Paul Bell]

Never knew there was so many days in the week. lol

[sette]

hahaha it is actually seven... too many to count..lol

[jacob erin-cilberto]

oh this is so funny and clever...almost took me all of Wednesday to figure it out...
but by Thursday I'll understand that Casual Fridays cannot be trusted.

[Paul Bell]

This must be the only poem I've half written in a drunken state. Couldn't finish it when I was sobar. Got back to it weeks later, slightly inebriated. It all made sense then, and I managed to finish it.

[Mrudula Rani]

Are you sure you covered all the days of the week? why does he need this many girlfriends? He has much too much love.... ???
You never fail to surprise me with you writings. Your extraordinary Witt is Brilliant, uma Abraço ( you better send me one back).

[Paul Bell]

Don't think he has all those girlfriends now. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

How in the world do you come up these plots?

[Paul Bell]

I was dropped on my head as a child. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

It did a lot of good though... now you are playing with our emotions like no other writer does!

[Paul Bell]

Getting you out your box, Mrudula.
Now your poems are going to grow arms and legs, tentacles, and two heads. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

If they give half as much pleasure as your do , I feel, iam well mentored by you.

[Paul Bell]

As long as you enjoy being creative. It will all fall into place.

[Mrudula Rani]

The best comforting words, I will keep them in mind.