The Misunderstanding.

Will you let it go
No
C'mon trust me
Trust you?
Yes I won't let you down
I'd rather jump out of an aeroplane without a parachute  and hope for the best, than trust you
Think we’re getting a bit melodramatic again
Do you see a sign on my head that says, kick here
I just see the woman I love
Did you see me when you were in bed with my sister
Think I explained  that scenario
Yes, and I’ve heard it called many things before, but never a scenario
You know your sister's trying to get pregnant
I’m quite aware of that, that’s why she has a husband
I know that silly, but he’s a foreigner
What's that got to do with it
It doesn’t operate in this country
What, what do you mean
Isn't it obvious, he comes from the other side of the world
So bloody what
Jesus woman, do I need to spell it out for you
Yes, spell it out, cause you’ve sure got me confused
It’s upside down
What, I didn’t know that happened
Neither did your sister, that’s what she was showing me
I was wondering why  she was so embarrassed
I know darling, now they have to go back around the world to get pregnant
My god, that’s terrible
I know, and the worse thing is, you’ll need to apologise for calling her a w***e.

Reviews

[Stella Armour]

smiling here..."I'd rather jump out of an aeroplane without a parachute and hope for the best, than trust you" i have said much the same myself haha

[Paul Bell]

Gotta have a laugh on a Monday.

[Stella Armour]

especially when its snowing like today

[Paul Bell]

Must be spring time. lol

[emmajoy]

Some people, generally the male gender.. i thi-i-i-ink, have an answer for everything reliant on the the parry and thrust of situations such as the above! You devious poet you, you crafty thinker and doer of prose poetry banter! Okay so my words are reading just a touch caustic but that's because i'm trying to stop laughing, smiling, giggling¬

By the way, is that true?!

[Paul Bell]

Is that true. Would you fall for that, Emma.

[emmajoy]

Errrr,, um.. let me think!!!

[sette]

it is so cruel and painful.

[Paul Bell]

Think of the poor guy having to go back around the world.

[sette]

yes definitely it is difficult

[emily.c.]

so silly. so fun. truth is stranger than fiction. enjoyed reading!

[Paul Bell]

It sure is. Well it is in his world.

[Lyrically Inclined]

That’s hilariously true! 🤣

[Paul Bell]

I like to think so. lol

[Lydia Shutter]

Laughing here....that's his story and he's sticking to it. I have heard more illogical things! Cute write. LydI**

[Paul Bell]

I think he's getting away with it. lol

[‘Thoughts In Time..]

Oh dear - the things we go through and do at times- but the sad truth this is the truth- why people do things well never understand but it’s all lessons and stepping stones to get us to where we meant to be- chuckling and shaking my head- well written in truth🌹

[Paul Bell]

You know it makes sense. lol

[‘Thoughts In Time’🌹]

Do I lol? Well in all the confusion lies many truths...u make me smile🌹

[Paul Bell]

Nothing better than laughter.

[‘Thoughts In Time’🌹]

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹best medicine🌹

[Ardra]

Are you sure you are not a gynocologist lol..
I was watching a movie..In that the doc says he was trained to examine by group of lesbians hahah...so he will not get turned on while examining heheh... what a thing to say to a preg. Lady lol...

[Paul Bell]

Sounds like me. lol

[Ardra]

Hahah sounded like your poems :p

[Mrudula Rani]

You have a brilliant way of turning things around... in your favor.
I love your explanations, that send your readers spinning in laughter!

[Paul Bell]

Yes, I think I handed that well. lol