Misunderstood

What’s so hard about the split
You take the house
I get Jack s**t
You get the cat
I paid for that
Have the car
Take the boat
If it makes you happy
Build a moat
All this fuss about a fling
Didn’t mean a thing
Keep the bling
Psychological strain
Well yes, you have been a bit of a pain
Actually driving me insane
But don’t worry dear
I’ll take it like a man
Know you’ll understand
Take a pill
Chilax
Listen to the facts
I was weak
Seduced by the meek
Was really thinking of you
As you do
Lets start again
Bought you a ring
Just a little thing
To say i love you
Oh, can i borrow the car
Not going far
Probably won’t be back tonight
Hope that's alright.

Reviews

[emmajoy]

' Know you’ll understand ~ Take a pill ~ Chilax ~
Listen to the facts ~ I was weak ~ Seduced.. '

'Ouch and ouch again, then - a sigh of relief - thank the immortals, he's not mine! Guess this is tongue in cheek but more than true in so many cases.. and of course, is gender transferable. i mean to say, some women can wander.. and do it far too well!

Great write however caustic. Certainly not mythical.

[Paul Bell]

You could do the womans version now. lol.
He is a little misguided.

[emmajoy]

Miss led, perhaps?

[Paul Bell]

I blame the parents. lol

[jacob erin-cilberto]

love the ending...all that apology and regret because she is gone...all done while knowing full-well that if she takes him back he will do the exact same thing...
thanks for the smile.
j.

[Paul Bell]

That man's a cad, in a devilish way.

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

A split decision? Seems a bit one-sided though...ah well, clever, well-written poem with great rhyming sarcasm and humour! When love morphs into a casting of lots, it becomes the theater of the absurd- been there myself. Paul, I wish you and yours a very Happy, Healthy, Hopeful- and Humorous(?) New Year!!

[Paul Bell]

You to Annette. Have a great time.

[Mrudula Rani]

What's so hard about the split ?
Seems like every thing !
Personally nothing !

[Paul Bell]

Don't think i got that ring back. Maybe i should. Maybe not. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

just one ring?

[Paul Bell]

Many rings do you wear

[Mrudula Rani]

Depends on the occasions!!!

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahaha you sob you !! ;) what a man eh!? at least he's honest as the sky above ... kind of sad for his loses tho ...no matter his poor unfaithful behavior ...this should be posted in lager than life print .. over the bar of the neighborhood man place ;)
E.

[Paul Bell]

You're right. Should be made law.

[Einstein Noodle]

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