What women want.

He knew what women wanted
After all, he was a man of the world
None of that namby pamby stuff for his woman
Oh no, he was a practical man
So when she opened her presents
To find an iron and a hoover
She was ecstatic
She was that ecstatic
That when he came home the next day
To find his shirts pressed
The house spotless
Her gone
He couldn’t believe it.

Reviews

[Nisreen]

Well
you just placed sexism into a poem
very clever

[Paul Bell]

Do you think she went back to him.

[Nisreen]

Nope lol
Maybe back for that vacuum but not him. No

[Paul Bell]

You may be right.

[Nisreen]

lol
I like your work
it makes me laugh ....