What women want.

He knew what women wanted
After all, he was a man of the world
None of that namby pamby stuff for his woman
Oh no, he was a practical man
So when she opened her presents
To find an iron and a hoover
She was ecstatic
She was that ecstatic
That when he came home the next day
To find his shirts pressed
The house spotless
Her gone
He couldn’t believe it.

Reviews

[Great Aunt Astri]

That was a novel way to get rid of her! I bet he couldn't believe his luck! And did he also have the iron and hoover?

[Paul Bell]

The au pair is using it now. lol

[Nigel Newman]

Paul, I told you he should've opted for the toilet brush ....

(I shall now take cover - you're bringing out the worst in me)

[Paul Bell]

You're definitely in for it now. lol

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

Your antics are such a hoot!

[Paul Bell]

Do you think that's why she never came back to me.

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

Sure, sure.....

[Paul Bell]

Maybe add a dishwasher next time. lol

[andrew mitchell]

haha you cant treat a woman like a appliance, its funny though, we men like work tools for gifts lol well written paul

[Paul Bell]

I just want a sports car.

[andrew mitchell]

lol................

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Ha!! You had me going until the end Paul! Just great! "an iron and a hoover"-Whaaaat???. Serves him 'practically' right!!

[Paul Bell]

You saying that wasn't appropriate, Annette. lol

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

...maybe if he had tied some roses to them?:)

[Carol Cashes]

Laughed out loud. This is a true story....somewhere.
Thanks for a good read.

[Paul Bell]

Bound to be some guy out there with two broken legs.

[Marina]

Well I mean what did he expect. Besides freshly ironed clothes. Next time instead of cleaning supplies, try the 'home decor' section. lol

[Paul Bell]

Bit late now. But yeah, a redecorated house would have been great. lol

[BBP]

Hahahahahaha! I mean, what woman wouldn't want cleaning supplies! F**k diamonds just get her a shiney new vacuum! Lol

[Paul Bell]

That's what i thought. women, huh.

[BBP]

We're just crazy lol

[Einstein Noodle]

big smile ...well said ... gotta love that Hoover mover ;}
E.
ps contrast within and without your characters is very effective ..pretty brilliant says i!

[Paul Bell]

Changing my xmas list now.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

oh this is such a smile....she did all that for him as he expected....but it was her last gesture...
goodbye!!!!!!!!!!

[Paul Bell]

What is wrong with that woman. lol