William Shatner... Get Outta My Head!

I hear William Shatner talking to me inside my head and he is telling me a story .. a silly one at that~

 

 

 

Star Date September 30, 3002

Captain's Log:

We encountered a huge asteroid today. It was so huge it was not measurable. Scotty said to go around it, but we couldn't! We pushed it as fast as we could! The asteroid stayed its course. Finally, we threw large amounts of salt on it and it melted.We discovered it was no asteroid at all , it was a mutant snail! We then were able to be on our way to rendevouz with the Vulcans. They have been up in arms as of late. The Federation has voted not to add cosmetic surgery to our HMO's and they were all clamering for new noses. We finally calmed them down with gift certificates to Mc Donald's. I sure miss my wife, that one Vulcan chick looked pretty hot... Wait! I have no wife! Do'h, another opportunity for romance foiled! (again)
 

We have a stop on Planet Earth scheduled for tomorrow. Perhaps there I could find romance. I fell in love there with a lovley blonde blue eyed beauty. At a convention one night I pulled her into a vacant bathroom and kissed her passionately.I was unpleasantly shocked when my love walked in on me and the blonde blue eyed hottie I was kissing. She would not beleive me. I tried to explain that I was confused , they all look alike, the women, all look the same, as they have added Cosmetic Surgery to their HMO's. It is hard to tell one from the other, she did not beleive me, she left me. I am now alone in outer space. I wonder if the Venetians have added cosmetic surgery to their HMO's? Perhaps, if I am lucky, and I am lucky, I shall find my true love there.... They all look alike on earth now

Author's Note

silly .. oh, he said, 'Don't use pink text again.. final warning'...
oh and this is a restoration ...

Reviews

[Blackbirdsong]

LMAO Chloe!!!! Did you fall asleep with the TV on or something? This was interesting to say the least and yes you have a typo with "believe," but so what. Pink type at this hour of the morning. Lord only knows what I'll be dreaming tonight after this. But if William Shatner is in my dreams, its all your fault.

LOL

An interesting trip through your imagination my dear. :)

[Silvia - Scribo, Ergo S..]

hahahaha .... I so love this! silly, yes, but wonderful .... Did you know that I had a HUUUUUUUGE crush on Captain Kirk as a teenager? .... No accounting for taste, eh? xxx

[Debra Stevens Edwards (..]

Well he always seemed to get lucky for such an oboxious little guy. This is a very fun piece to read and I was quite entertained by it. maybe it was pink he was hooking up with. LOL. This was great fun.
Debby

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

Jenny, you look much better than Paris.. lol
That's Hot..
She sued Hallmark over a greeting card.. her picture was used.. she was a waitress and serving a man, she said, 'don't touch that'..(the plate of food) that's hot.. he said, what's hot.. she said, that's hot.. i saw it it was so funny lol

[Jenny Davis]

I wish HMO's did add plastic surgery LOL....that way I can get all fixed up to look like Paris....NOT!
I don't know why you wrote this, but it was very interesting and creative.