William Shatner... Get Outta My Head!

I hear William Shatner talking to me inside my head and he is telling me a story .. a silly one at that~

 

 

 

Star Date September 30, 3002

Captain's Log:

We encountered a huge asteroid today. It was so huge it was not measurable. Scotty said to go around it, but we couldn't! We pushed it as fast as we could! The asteroid stayed its course. Finally, we threw large amounts of salt on it and it melted.We discovered it was no asteroid at all , it was a mutant snail! We then were able to be on our way to rendevouz with the Vulcans. They have been up in arms as of late. The Federation has voted not to add cosmetic surgery to our HMO's and they were all clamering for new noses. We finally calmed them down with gift certificates to Mc Donald's. I sure miss my wife, that one Vulcan chick looked pretty hot... Wait! I have no wife! Do'h, another opportunity for romance foiled! (again)
 

We have a stop on Planet Earth scheduled for tomorrow. Perhaps there I could find romance. I fell in love there with a lovley blonde blue eyed beauty. At a convention one night I pulled her into a vacant bathroom and kissed her passionately.I was unpleasantly shocked when my love walked in on me and the blonde blue eyed hottie I was kissing. She would not beleive me. I tried to explain that I was confused , they all look alike, the women, all look the same, as they have added Cosmetic Surgery to their HMO's. It is hard to tell one from the other, she did not beleive me, she left me. I am now alone in outer space. I wonder if the Venetians have added cosmetic surgery to their HMO's? Perhaps, if I am lucky, and I am lucky, I shall find my true love there.... They all look alike on earth now

Author's Note

silly .. oh, he said, 'Don't use pink text again.. final warning'...
oh and this is a restoration ...

Reviews

[Blackbirdsong]

LMAO Chloe!!!! Did you fall asleep with the TV on or something? This was interesting to say the least and yes you have a typo with "believe," but so what. Pink type at this hour of the morning. Lord only knows what I'll be dreaming tonight after this. But if William Shatner is in my dreams, its all your fault.

LOL

An interesting trip through your imagination my dear. :)

[Diana Owen Busy with Li..]

LOL, this is funny. I use to love the old Star Trek, with James T Kirk, not the newer ones. James T Kirk always got the green women. My favorite eposide was with the tripples

[T. L. O'Neal]

Ok, this is a little weird. Humorous, but I see the undertones that I think you are commenting on about plastic surgery and the HMOs. T

[Nan]

I like it, Kirk has a different head thinking for him and it's the substandard one at that.
I think you should continue this and listen to that muse again-
and I'm sure it will be great The HMO dilemma is beautiful. but I actually thought
you were going to move into terrorist territory when the snail attack hammered us.

In that case the government is living a huge lie! hah! I love these twisted tales!

Love,

Nan

[Robert Luna]

This was a fun read and made me laugh to myself. Which i thank you for. I needed a good laugh today. Always a pleasure reading what your creative mind comes up with.

Great Job!!!!

[Stacy A. Foster]

haha! I knew we'd all end up looking alike! lol

Pink is hot baby! lol William Shatner was the ladies man after all... in his "prime." I love your take on health insurance in this. Hmmm... would I use it if it was covered? Maybe. :)

There's something sexy about vulcans isn't there?

Thanks for this, I needed a pick-me-up tonight. Fun read...
Stacy :)

[R J Askew]

Stange indeed, in fact, this has a feel of the great Nathan's whackiness about it! had me chuckling...esp the snail.

[KUFU]

I found this extremely funny...I could hear the Capt. making this entry into the Capt's log too!! Would have liked to have read a star date as he often recites just before his entries. Great piece to come to, to start some reviews since I am a huge fan of Star Trek.

Nice!

[Phillip J Clayton]

haha this was funny, i saw the title and said i want a good laugh today, and you gave it to me :D, awessom!

[Andrea A. Wentz]

HAHAHAHA I love it!!! I'm an enjoyer of all the ST shows and movies and I know the general concensus of William Shatner and James T. Kirk. This hit it right on the money! Thank you for sharing this, it's a great piece of humor! :)

[John Stussy]

lmao this is great! i canhear him too.. hahaha.