William Shatner... Get Outta My Head!

I hear William Shatner talking to me inside my head and he is telling me a story .. a silly one at that~

 

 

 

Star Date September 30, 3002

Captain's Log:

We encountered a huge asteroid today. It was so huge it was not measurable. Scotty said to go around it, but we couldn't! We pushed it as fast as we could! The asteroid stayed its course. Finally, we threw large amounts of salt on it and it melted.We discovered it was no asteroid at all , it was a mutant snail! We then were able to be on our way to rendevouz with the Vulcans. They have been up in arms as of late. The Federation has voted not to add cosmetic surgery to our HMO's and they were all clamering for new noses. We finally calmed them down with gift certificates to Mc Donald's. I sure miss my wife, that one Vulcan chick looked pretty hot... Wait! I have no wife! Do'h, another opportunity for romance foiled! (again)
 

We have a stop on Planet Earth scheduled for tomorrow. Perhaps there I could find romance. I fell in love there with a lovley blonde blue eyed beauty. At a convention one night I pulled her into a vacant bathroom and kissed her passionately.I was unpleasantly shocked when my love walked in on me and the blonde blue eyed hottie I was kissing. She would not beleive me. I tried to explain that I was confused , they all look alike, the women, all look the same, as they have added Cosmetic Surgery to their HMO's. It is hard to tell one from the other, she did not beleive me, she left me. I am now alone in outer space. I wonder if the Venetians have added cosmetic surgery to their HMO's? Perhaps, if I am lucky, and I am lucky, I shall find my true love there.... They all look alike on earth now

Author's Note

silly .. oh, he said, 'Don't use pink text again.. final warning'...
oh and this is a restoration ...

Reviews

[Blackbirdsong]

LMAO Chloe!!!! Did you fall asleep with the TV on or something? This was interesting to say the least and yes you have a typo with "believe," but so what. Pink type at this hour of the morning. Lord only knows what I'll be dreaming tonight after this. But if William Shatner is in my dreams, its all your fault.

LOL

An interesting trip through your imagination my dear. :)

[J. Hampton]

Chloe ~

[Helen Woodward]

Hi Chloe xxx I really wish you wouldn't be so down on your work! This is a very clever piece of writing with a strong message that by the year 3002 will be absolutely true.
Another opportunity for romance foiled (again)...either use Another or again...not both...
Outer space...not Outter...
An enjoyable, intelligent write, I loved the inclusion of Scotty!

[Alistair Canlin]

I can hear the therapy couch calling. Tell me, how long have you been hearing these voices?
Silly was the perfect word to describe this. Loved it.
You even managed to capture Shatner's own self importance. You should listen to his album 'Has Been' cheaper than therapy.

[Rain]

Hi Chloe..
lol. Man, do you ever have an imagination! Wherever it came from, I hope you have many more stored there. It was a unusual ride through your mind, and, it was interesting. Rain

[Chaoscaine]

This sounds more like the Boston Legal William Shatner. It's hilarious.... some minor fixes, but I can't bother with it. Maybe a little more diolouge, but I can't really be picking this late 0.0 good work.

[Emily B]

This is cool and fun! I've been reading so much that is sentimental and deep that I needed a good light-hearted romp. Thanks much!

[TL Boehm]

Sanity is subjective. This is pink - because it can be. Its so nice to see a bit of warped humor - refreshing to know that its ok to just let go and let the mind write what it wants to.
I have some trekkie moments - so I related easily to this. Thought it was refreshing, brilliant and very funny. (especially the snail!)

[Bernie Shelton]

lol funny yes, liked it.
Bernie

[CarrieLynn {Chameleon A..]

interesting haha...good job! :)

[Alex]

LOL,loved it ....LOL