William Shatner... Get Outta My Head!

I hear William Shatner talking to me inside my head and he is telling me a story .. a silly one at that~

 

 

 

Star Date September 30, 3002

Captain's Log:

We encountered a huge asteroid today. It was so huge it was not measurable. Scotty said to go around it, but we couldn't! We pushed it as fast as we could! The asteroid stayed its course. Finally, we threw large amounts of salt on it and it melted.We discovered it was no asteroid at all , it was a mutant snail! We then were able to be on our way to rendevouz with the Vulcans. They have been up in arms as of late. The Federation has voted not to add cosmetic surgery to our HMO's and they were all clamering for new noses. We finally calmed them down with gift certificates to Mc Donald's. I sure miss my wife, that one Vulcan chick looked pretty hot... Wait! I have no wife! Do'h, another opportunity for romance foiled! (again)
 

We have a stop on Planet Earth scheduled for tomorrow. Perhaps there I could find romance. I fell in love there with a lovley blonde blue eyed beauty. At a convention one night I pulled her into a vacant bathroom and kissed her passionately.I was unpleasantly shocked when my love walked in on me and the blonde blue eyed hottie I was kissing. She would not beleive me. I tried to explain that I was confused , they all look alike, the women, all look the same, as they have added Cosmetic Surgery to their HMO's. It is hard to tell one from the other, she did not beleive me, she left me. I am now alone in outer space. I wonder if the Venetians have added cosmetic surgery to their HMO's? Perhaps, if I am lucky, and I am lucky, I shall find my true love there.... They all look alike on earth now

Author's Note

silly .. oh, he said, 'Don't use pink text again.. final warning'...
oh and this is a restoration ...

Reviews

[Blackbirdsong]

LMAO Chloe!!!! Did you fall asleep with the TV on or something? This was interesting to say the least and yes you have a typo with "believe," but so what. Pink type at this hour of the morning. Lord only knows what I'll be dreaming tonight after this. But if William Shatner is in my dreams, its all your fault.

LOL

An interesting trip through your imagination my dear. :)

[~*The Writer In Me*~]

Very comical and silly story. Glad to see you have a humorous side.

[Bob Carney, "Soon ..]

Hearing William Shatner speaking in your head is cause for changing meds. lol
Yeah it's silly, but it's a good silly and we all have to give into it once in a while. I could hear him speaking in that overly indulgent, dramatic pause for no reason, Shakespeare induced drone of his. Funny stuff.

[Wulfstan Crumble]

"Surrealist masterpiece."
Wulfstan Crumble.

[Barry S. Maltese]

As a StarTrek fan I applaude you. I can hear Captain Kirk's vocal patterns speaking the words you write. I got a great laugh out of it. Great job

[Matthew]

This is funny Chloe. Really funny!

[Valentine]

A typo on outer also..this one cracked me up as it does seem that the hollwod type are all trying to look like someone else..be it the thick lips that look pouty or enlarging the breasts..Nice and funny write,God bless valentine

[THE BLACK SEAL]

i think it is hilarious..lol

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Wow of all the voices to hear in your head... maybe you need some therapy, LOL... just kidding, this was funny and entertaining... thanks for sharing.

[Jared Kardos]

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Woman, I must know what drugs you took to think that up and you must send some to me. I'll gladly pay shipping for it.

Anyway, it was an awesome excersize in randomity--I can seriously hear Shatner speaking these words, and then putting on his TJ Hooker costume and flying off into the night. There are some typos, which I'll simply do the notes thing for, but still, it is mucho kickass-o. :D

[The Random Writings Of ..]

WOW, this is soooo GREAT!!!! Gosh I am laughing so hard right now. They all look the same on earth, did they add cosmetic surgery to HMO.... o god... this is going to be sooo true down the road. I just really hope I am not here to experience it.. lol... The pink text PERFECT!!!! Chloe, I have to say, this is excellent!
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