William Shatner... Get Outta My Head!

I hear William Shatner talking to me inside my head and he is telling me a story .. a silly one at that~

 

 

 

Star Date September 30, 3002

Captain's Log:

We encountered a huge asteroid today. It was so huge it was not measurable. Scotty said to go around it, but we couldn't! We pushed it as fast as we could! The asteroid stayed its course. Finally, we threw large amounts of salt on it and it melted.We discovered it was no asteroid at all , it was a mutant snail! We then were able to be on our way to rendevouz with the Vulcans. They have been up in arms as of late. The Federation has voted not to add cosmetic surgery to our HMO's and they were all clamering for new noses. We finally calmed them down with gift certificates to Mc Donald's. I sure miss my wife, that one Vulcan chick looked pretty hot... Wait! I have no wife! Do'h, another opportunity for romance foiled! (again)
 

We have a stop on Planet Earth scheduled for tomorrow. Perhaps there I could find romance. I fell in love there with a lovley blonde blue eyed beauty. At a convention one night I pulled her into a vacant bathroom and kissed her passionately.I was unpleasantly shocked when my love walked in on me and the blonde blue eyed hottie I was kissing. She would not beleive me. I tried to explain that I was confused , they all look alike, the women, all look the same, as they have added Cosmetic Surgery to their HMO's. It is hard to tell one from the other, she did not beleive me, she left me. I am now alone in outer space. I wonder if the Venetians have added cosmetic surgery to their HMO's? Perhaps, if I am lucky, and I am lucky, I shall find my true love there.... They all look alike on earth now

Author's Note

silly .. oh, he said, 'Don't use pink text again.. final warning'...
oh and this is a restoration ...

Reviews

[Blackbirdsong]

LMAO Chloe!!!! Did you fall asleep with the TV on or something? This was interesting to say the least and yes you have a typo with "believe," but so what. Pink type at this hour of the morning. Lord only knows what I'll be dreaming tonight after this. But if William Shatner is in my dreams, its all your fault.

LOL

An interesting trip through your imagination my dear. :)

[Sally Edwards]

LOL, this is really funny, I enjoyed reading this, a much needed smile :))

[M_S_Lay]

It was great. I laughed so hard my eyes teared up.

[stipe]

reads so smoothly i didn't even notice the type-o's. Rocking s**t!
Have you heard the version of Common People with Shatner on vocals?

[E. M. Murren]

LOL That is too funny. I do love William Shatner... I am so proud of the fact that he is my friend on MySpace. LOL This was really cute. I hope Bill beamed out of your head eventually, as this was posted some time ago. LOL Cheers.

[Jason]

haha! funny,.... *edit alert*! lovely (lovley blonde blue ), and believe (beleive me, she) funny s**t though.

[Tonya (the Night Writer..]

haha, being a true Star Trek nerd as of late I really enjoyed this story, it was funny! Thanks for putting it up here.

[Ralphy]

I must admit, I didn't expect that...pondering, if they all looked alike did one still find themself better looking?

[None]

A great story, Chloe! I loved everything about it, William Shatner, the HMOs, how woman on earth are looking alike. Great points and wonderful humor throughout. My Mom was hooked on Star Trek so I got a good dose of it as a kid. Needless to say, I'm not a collector. haha.
Maybe there will be a part II to this baby! I hope so. Excellent humor and imagination here!

[Jessica Benfield]

lol nice! that is too funny! XD lol
smiles,
jess

[THE BLACK SEAL]

lol thx for reposting that just for me. it is going in my faves