Question?

If a person were to examine a human skull and report that it was 10,000 years old and it had a third eye they would go down in history. They would be asked to be a large parade Grand Marshal and invited to the best parties. All manner of celebrations would be held in their honor.

But if they reported the skull to be just 10 years old they would be call a ghoul or grave robber and probably destine to serve prison time.

So what IS the age at which jail time is avoided and the bands summoned?