Bakery BattleA Story by Patrick JLLeft to open. Right?A bakery that supplies most of the stores in my area pissed me off. Determined to get even while avoiding prosecution, jail, and/or the funny farm I contemplated. So when you wish to open a loaf a bread and it has a wire twist-lock which way do you turn it? LEFT to open… Correct? So now my days are consumed in padding from store to store and twisting all the bread ties backwards. My plan is that consumers will become enraged at having to open their bread loaves with hatches. They will boycott the bakery and it will close faster than a buggy whip plant. Once the bakery goes into receivership I will buy it for a song, re-employ all the workers, bake better bread and use plastic clips only. Today the bakery. Tomorrow the Congress. © 2015 Patrick JL |
StatsAuthorPatrick JLPDX, ORAboutI have been tolded I should write. Of course this was by folks, bound by civilization, to baste my ego. They insisted the cyber ether was the place to begin. This seemed as good a place as any to .. more..Writing
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