My dad's Mistress is your mum?

No offence, I'm sorry.

                                                                          EPISODE 4

 

Next Morning, at 7 Am. It's a Sunday.

 

Cerina- (*Screams*)

Ricardo- (*Confused and alarmed runs out of the Room, with blanket on his head*)

Cerina- (*Runs out of the bathroom, in Towel and hits Ricardo*)

 

Both fell down on the ground and then looked at each other, Ricardo Kept starring :D

 

Ricardo- (Like Joey Tribbiani) How U doin?

Cerina- Huh?

Ricardo- So, What's on your mind, Eh?

Cerina- Cockroach!

Ricardo- Aha.. Finally, I am on your mind.

Cerina- No, There's a roach in the bathroom.

 

Ricardo, stands up, with blanket on him.. Runs out of the house, screaming like a little girl.

 

2 Hours later, in the living room While Ric was watching TV, Cerina returns after buying some cereals

 

Ricardo- Hey, I got a text from Principal, he said, we missed the first semester, so we can join college in the second one, he doesn't have your Phone number.

Cerina- Principal knows how to text?

Ricardo- He even knows how to use farmville.

Cerina- Or, better we earn lots of money?

Ricardo- Yeah, and then we'll go Vegas.

Cerina- No...

Ricardo- Okay, as you wish. We'll spend 'em on Hoes.

Cerina- No.

Ricardo- Uh.. Okay We'll get you Male hoes.

Cerina- Umm.. Still No. But, I want you to meet some one.

Ricardo- Whom?

Cerina- Follow

 

She takes him to the apartment next door.

 

Cerina- Ricardo, I want you to meet, June.

 

June was a really hot girl who was done with college and worked somewhere.

 

Ricardo- Ha-Ha-Hii.. July

Cerina- June!

Ricardo- Yeah, January.

Cerina- No, You idiot, JUNE.

June- I don't know why but guys gives the same expression when they look at me and Saliva flows outta their mouths.

Cerina- Yeah, Men.

June- I'm fine with that.

Ricardo(Whipping his mouth)- Hi, June. How come you live here?

June- Ummm.. I didn't had no house, just came from Nashville Last week. I live here now.

Ricardo- Nashville, I am-am From Memphis.

June- Yeah, My Mum ran away with a guy from Memphis, I hate people from there.

Ricardo- Seriously?? My dad's Mistress is your mum?

June- WHAT?

Cerina- Nothing.. He he's Joking. He used to work at the Circus when he was little, since then he's been so goofy. Sometimes, he puts Tomato sauce on his face and grins like a Joker.

Ricardo- HUH??

June- Oh... Poor Guy! Beware of him, I'll give you pepper spray later.

Ricardo- Huh?/ HUH??

Cerina- I already have Chilli spray sis.

Ricardo- And I have Hair, Lets cook noodles.

Cerina- Ahahaha.. I told you, he's a jerk Joker.

Ricardo- Yeah, I am a Jerk. You'll get examples soon.

Cerina- June has a MacBook, She'll help me add music and check e-mails and Facebook and all that stuff. I currently don't need to buy a computer.

June- Any time, sis.

Ricardo- Oh, Mac.. June, Do you watch porn?

June- Ah. No way.. Gays and perverts watches Porn.

Cerina- *Lol*s

Ricardo- Yeah, Totally.

Cerina- How, "Gay" such people are.

Ricardo- Yea-Yeah.. and Pe- Perv.. too

Cerina- Totally. We must kick on their face.

June- Ah! Yeah, I agree.. I hate such people.

Ricardo- Me too

Cerina- Ric, Why don't you go buy food.

Ricardo- But, I wanna watch that WWE Pay-Per-View.

June- My BF likes WWE too.

Ricardo- Oh.. he must be in Nashville, yet.

June- No, No.. He's here. He'll shift tonight.

Ricardo- I am sorry but Mr. TonSex

Cerina- Saxton! Ahem!

Ricardo- Yeah, Mr. Saxton, don't allow Unmarried Couples.

June- He's My BF's Uncle.

Cerina- Wow, He can do some favour for nephew.

June- No, My BF told him that I'm an abandoned s**t, who has no house. So he'll let me in.

Ricardo- Wow, There are so many Kind people on this part of City.