500 Dollars

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                                                                          EPISODE 3

 

2 Days later

At the shopping Mall!

 

Cerina- We must buy some furniture.

Ricardo- Furniture? in 500 bucks?? You must be kidding. We rather buy Xbox.

Cerina- Shut up! we at least need beds to sleep.

Ricardo- Look. Desperate--- I mean, Cheap times call for Cheap measures.

Cerina- What? What Cheap?

Ricardo- Instead of 2 Beds, we rather buy One Bed. and since we have don't have enough money, we'll buy a smaller one, you know? You can.. You can.. You know..

Cerina- Yeah! Right! Absolutely Cheap!

Ricardo- Okay. Well, umm come with me. We would will never be able to buy furniture here. it's too costly.

Cerina- I'm sorry, I can't. I gotta rush.

Ricardo- Where?

Cerina- I've got a job at this convent school as a teacher. It's my first day.

Ricardo- Another Job? Wow.. that's so sweet of you. But, how did you get a job at a Convent school?

Cerina- Oh the Religion thing? No, they just needed an English teacher. And my accent is just what they want.

Ricardo- No, I mean how did they hired, "Mrs. HARDBANGER"??

Cerina- Hey? You want a PlayStation or not?

Ricardo- (At his knees)(acting like a dog) Woof Woof!!

Cerina- Yeah! That's like a Good boy.

Ricardo- Okay, so get going, I'll arrange beds.

Cerina- Okay!

 

7 Hours later, at house. Ricardo was sitting on new Air Sofa Watching Mr. Saxton's Old Tv, that he left for tenants.

 

Cerina- An Air sofa, wow. You really aren't dumb as you look.

Ricardo- Thanks. ... HEY??

Cerina- What about the beds? And for heaven's sake don't tell me you just brought 1 bed with handcuffs

Ricardo- No, No. I totally understood what you said.

Cerina- That's so sweet of you.

Ricardo- Phlem Phlem.. Yeah.. I am sweet.. you know.. it's not like I did that for gaming console. Phlem!! Well, forget it! I'll show the beds.

 

In Cerina's Bedroom

 

Cerina- Balloon Raft? You bought Balloon raft? Where's the bed then?

Ricardo- This-This is the bed and anyway this one was worth $140, and after all, if if There's a flood, you'll be safe. Even when you're in deep sleep.

Cerina- Flood? In Manhattan?

Ricardo- Haven't you seen 2012 or or Day after tomorrow yet?

Cerina- Argh.. you speed $280 After Balloon rafts and $220 Dollars for Air Sofa?

Ricardo- No, the Sofa costed $90.

Cerina- What about $110 Then? Outta 500 I at least own 250.

Ricardo- I bought Something useful for you. Very much! You'll Love it.

Cerina- What?

Ricardo- (Reaches his back pocket) Here. Tada!!!! The latest iPod Nano.

Cerina- Mp4 Player? YOU SPENT $110 FOR AN MP4 PLAYER?? YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF SITUATION?

Ricardo- (Frowns) Actually it-it costed $250! I added up $140 of my own, that I was saving for Wedding gift at my best friend's marriage, in Memphis. You work for 7 hours that's like 3 times more than me, I bought this, So that-that you can carry some music with you! I-I am Sorry.

Cerina- Really?? *Awww"s* That's so sweet of you. Well, you can give away this player as a gift. Add up my name too.

Ricardo- Ummm.. No, Her Fiancé ran away with a Joker, turns out he was a gay!

Cerina- Huh? *Lol* Americans. Simply Amazing Americans. Thanks for this, you can take it any time.

Ricardo- No use for me. We don't have a computer, yet. It has no mp3s.. Just one preloaded Porno!

Cerina- Like I said, AMERICANS. Thanks Anyway.

 

In the living room While watching TV.

 

Ricardo- So, How's the new job?

Cerina- Fine. some strange things happened, but They were really sweet, the staff and students.

Ricardo- Yeah, Blah Blah.. What went wrong?

Cerina- It happened in 4th grade, I almost laughed my butt off.

Ricardo- Oh!! Please, show me Show me, how do you laugh your "butt" off. I'm bored of that Porno.

Cerina- (straight face) No, seriously funny thing!

Ricardo- Aight! What was it?

Cerina- Okay, It was my first day, so Sister Joana, kinda Principal of the school, sat in the back of the class to examine my way.

Ricardo- Then?

Cerina- So, I first Introduced myself and then asked kids what they wanted to be when they grow up!

Ricardo- Oh! then?

Cerina- I asked this little girl what she wanted to be when she grow up! She replies, "Prostitute"

Ricardo- Wow!!

Cerina- that wasn't enough, Sister Joana comes forward with her eyes wide open angry,

Sister Joana- What did you just said??

Little girl- A prostitute, Ma'am

Sister Joana- Phew.. I thought you said, A Protestant!

Ricardo- Now, Suddenly I feel like saying, "Americans, Simply Amazing Americans."

Cerina- I told ya!