The Hardbangers

Episode 2 No offence to anybody in any sense :)

                                                                        EPISODE 2

 

Ricardo and Cerina were at McDonalds discussing what to do next?

 

Ric- So, you said you've been here since 4 days, where have you been staying meanwhile? I mean where do you sleep?

Cerina- Hospital!

Ric- Hospital?

Cerina- Oh that's simple, I go to hospital. Find a guy who's in comma, and claim to be his wife. They let me stay there whole night. Next morning, new Hospital.

Ricardo- Impressive, is just not the word enough to describe.

Cerina- Thanks! What next?

Ricardo- I've got Newspaper, let's see.

Cerina- How about this one, in Brooklyn?

Ricardo- Brooklyn Heights? it's for 4 grands. This is not your Bum..Bump.. bom..

Cerina- Bombay?

Ric- Yeah it's not your bump, I'm afraid, That we'll bargain to $100.

Cerina- According to a survey, Bombay has costlier places than NYC!

Ricardo- Still, we can't afford this house I guess. Let's find one with single bedroom

Cerina- Yeah! So that you can hit on me?

Ricardo- What? NO!! No.. Phlem Phlem... why do you even think so? No way... I-I would just hump once!

Cerina- Pepper! Pepper in my purse, whose getting jerked?

Ricardo- I'm allergic to pepper!

Cerina- Cherry on cake!

Ricardo- Hey! this one's good, it's in Brooklyn. 1 grand for rent/month. 2 bedroom. Seems good.. Oh, wait. I guess not this one.

Cerina- Why-Why not?

Ricardo- It's only got one Bathroom.

Cerina- Ohhhh!! Let's find anything else then?

Ricardo- Hey, here's one. Apartment in Manhattan, 2 grands. 2 Bedroom, 3 Bathrooms, 1 kitchen, 1 Living Room. Oh and the best part, it's near to Madison square Garden.

Cerina- What's good about it? We'll never get to sleep.

Ricardo- Who wants to sleep, anyway.

Cerina- Oh Pepper!!!

Ricardo- I was talking about Wii or Xbox.

Cerina- You have any?

Ricardo- We'll buy one!

Cerina- We still need 500 grands to get this apartment. What about that?

Ricardo- We'll earn them. (With a strange smile)

Cerina- Okay, I'm telling you.. I'm not going to be a stripper.

Ricardo- Oh... Why not?

Cerina- Why don't you become a stripper.

Ricardo- Let's check the Job page instead, he he he.

 

Ricardo got a Job of Usher at a Multiplex, and Cerina got Job at the Pop Corn counter at the same place, but 1 floor above.

 

They goes to the Apt.

 

Apt. Owner (ApO)- So, is it good enough?

Cerina- This one's exactly like Monica and Rachel's apartment like in FRIENDS

ApO- That was my favorite show, I change the interior that way!

Cerina- We're renting it.

ApO- So, did your Husband like it?

Ricardo- No, we're not married!

ApO- Really? Then I'll have to refuse you, I'm afraid. My wife is quite, call it old fashion, she won't allow Live in People! I'm sorry.

Cerina- Oh-Oh he's having temporary Amnesia, he forgets things, sometimes he forgets he's a boy! then I've to pull down the zipper and show him. Nasty job!

Ricardo- WHAT??

ApO- Oh! I'm sorry. Mrs?

Cerina- HardBanger!

Ricardo- HARD WHAT??

Cerina- Why don't you go warm up the bed honey?

Ricardo- Huh??

ApO- I guess he's forgetting it again.

Cerina- Yeah! right. Well here's our information. I'm afraid, our marriage certificate is Memphis, with his mom.

ApO- Oh no no! this much is enough. University student, Married and helping your temporarily Amnesia having Husband.. I salute your Love.

Ricardo- Oh, Yeah. Even me!

Cerina- Okay, here's $2000. Hope that's fine.

ApO- Oh, I'll just take 1500!

Cerina- That's so Nice of you, Mr.??

ApO- Mr. Saxton!

Ricardo- SexTon! Hmmm..

Cerina- Well, We'll move in this eve. Thank you so much Mr. Saxton!

ApO- You're Welcome, Mrs. Hard.. Banger!

 

He leaves

 

Ricardo- HARD BANGER?? AMNESIA?? NOT A BOY?? ZIPPER DOWN??

Cerina- That's Reward for even thinking I'll go be a stripper. Let's Go Shopping.

Ricardo- Or we rather go "Warm up the bed, Mrs. HARDBANGER"

Cerina- Sure. There's an Iron in my suitcase, go warm my bedsheets.

Ricardo- Why did you brought an Iron in Airplane?

Cerina- It-It was my Birthday present when I was 15, I love it.

Ricardo- You're Impossible!